Pink Lightsaber

By Obi-Wan - 08/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
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Don’t you knock before entering his bedroom? (I’m assuming that is where he was)

so your 17 yr old needs your permission to watch a movie?

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"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?"

It's now time to let him watch how you lock a bedroom doorknob (or how to install a locking bedroom doorknob)....

I’m guessing someone else needs to learn to knock before opening a closed door too.

so your 17 yr old needs your permission to watch a movie?

pretty sure that wasn't what op meant.

At least he didn't challenge you to a light-saber duel.

Maybe men and black would have been better

Or the movie "Men In Black" perchance?

OMG that’s Embarrassing. I got caught once too when I was 16. I’m 48 now;

Don’t you knock before entering his bedroom? (I’m assuming that is where he was)

You have a teenage boy, and you haven't learned to knock before entering a room that he is in, with the door closed? YDI for not respecting his privacy.

Knock, knock? Who's there? Yo Mama. Yo Mama who? Yo Mama who wishes she had knocked...