By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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EvanAGD 7

Should've act like you didn't notice and went to the bathroom

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cudi504 4

Be happy you got a MILF

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chlorinegreen 27

It's called kiss cam not makeout cam. Just give your mom a big wet one on the cheek and laugh like everyone one else who's having a good time.

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zachherbert 10

Put the lotion on the skin, unless you want the hose again!

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lovejdbieber 0

haha I was thinking the exact same thing, did he?

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faithxoxox 1

31- Are you too old to kiss your grandma? I want grandma cookies.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Today, I was at a football game with my son, when we appeared on the kiss cam. I was just going to give him a peck on the cheek. He grabbed my head and slipped me some tongue. It was the most action I've gotten in years. FML

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skatingalyy 0

43- not gonna lie that's kinda disturbing :/ lmao

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

What's worse, 55? The fact that OP has an Oedipus Complex or the fact that I had to fill in the blanks for the less imaginative crowd? Note: I know that nowhere in the FML was anything said about an Oedipus complex, so don't go up in arms. I'm only kidding.

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MyEpicDemise 7

Hopefully, you and your Mom did not continue the action once you two got home after the game.

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Georgieeporgiee 9

43- you're joking right?

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YouAdoreMe 0

just peck her on the cheek

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lovertolover 4

That would've been my comment too. And I'm sure everyone else's had you not been the first.

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cIickhere 5

Ohhhh isn't that sweet!!!

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airforce987 20

Haha, for some reason I read this at first and thought "Kiss cam" somehow related to the band KISS, and I was like wtf what do they do on a KISS cam, air guitar? lol

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brianjman14 22

Dude, I just woke up, and I thought it said "my 'kiss' appeared on the Jumbotron." I was like WTF?

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EvanAGD 7

Should've act like you didn't notice and went to the bathroom

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herpitydurteedur 0

Nobody said they had to like romantically kiss eachother. She couldve just leaned over and gotten a motherly peck on the forehead from mom. (I went to put the punctuation for couldve but I can't remember where the apostrophe goes =_=. I'm so ashamed)

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bitchslapped22 14

At least you didn't say 'could of' :)

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herpitydurteedur 0

Well could have would be the same thing as could've but could of is just plain wrong. If I ever wrote that I'd kick myself in the face.

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rooneyroo 0

Why would you guys downvote mclaren4 and upvote

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manic_maniac11 13

Wincest? This isn't a Supernatural related fml lol

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captainhooba 0

Spiderman took care of that a while ago

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pauley317 0

Supernatural. BEST. SHOW. EVER!!!

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you_and_me_fml 8

Its really not that bad.. Give her a nice kiss on the cheek and the camera would have moved on. Unless people start chanting for more.. Then yeah, that would be awkward

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StopDropNRoll 11

Any chance there was a really hot chick your mother could have switched seats with in a 3 seat radius? That would work =P

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NippsSlipps 10

Did you give ur mom a kiss on the cheek???

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YurTriniFantasy 1

It's your mother... just give her a kiss on the cheek!

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syfool 4

Thats what I was thinking, not a big deal.

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