FML : Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to...

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FML - The follow-up

Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at my parents about my "addiction" to marijuana. When my parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. FML

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hey guys, i cant log into my account i made this post on so i made a new one! The cop told her she was being outrageous and told her to only call for emergencies. Since I live in Canada, if it really was weed, the police probably wouldnt do anything about it anyways. My neighbour is even more pissed off now, and since i live in a townhouse unit she has really been watching me closely. FYI, yes I am only 14 but its only an e cigarette.

By aimee_alexis - / Thursday 20 June 2013 05:30 / Canada - Nelson

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By supertoasty | 7

#5543802 - Thursday 20 June 2013 11:54

Ahhh, I see you have NNS, or Nosy Neighbor Syndrome.

By imtooshy | 15

#5543805 - Thursday 20 June 2013 11:55

Your neighbour needs to get a bloody life and you need curtains.

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By supertoasty | 7

#5543802 - Thursday 20 June 2013 11:54

Ahhh, I see you have NNS, or Nosy Neighbor Syndrome.

SuperSofie | 23

#5543821 - Thursday 20 June 2013 12:00

Indeed, a very common and extremely annoying syndrome! But hey OP, at least your parents believed in you and told your neighbour off!

Dawnstempest | 17

#5543977 - Thursday 20 June 2013 03:23

Unfortunately there are only two known cures at this time; death and moving.

buckerado | 19

#5544153 - Thursday 20 June 2013 05:52

Correction #37, there are a few more options:Blinds/curtains, tall bushes-depends on deed restrictions, or the easiest----a neighbor's "accidental" fall onto a sharp object.

Tiano_fml | 3

#5544338 - Thursday 20 June 2013 07:56

#57 don't forget fire! It'd be a shame if their house burnt down and they had to move...

SuperDanielNL | 23

#5544533 - Friday 21 June 2013 12:04

I feel ya OP, my neighbour is an asshat too.

Krystal3408 | 32

#5616642 - Wednesday 7 August 2013 09:31

Damn that's one very common syndrome

By iipinkette | 16

#5543804 - Thursday 20 June 2013 11:54

Your neighbor seems like a bottle of sunshine.

vehementbitch | 4

#5543966 - Thursday 20 June 2013 03:08

Atleast his parents didnt believe her crazy ass.

Failure_Inc | 12

#5544560 - Friday 21 June 2013 12:39

Exactly she has some cool parents... mine would have grounded me and had me drug tested

By imtooshy | 15

#5543805 - Thursday 20 June 2013 11:55

Your neighbour needs to get a bloody life and you need curtains.

yzzami | 17

#5544092 - Thursday 20 June 2013 05:03

He could have curtains but trying to enjoy some nice sunlight or the cool evening air

By squiggles159 | 5

#5543807 - Thursday 20 June 2013 11:55

creepy much?

By Ranimal | 12

#5543811 - Thursday 20 June 2013 11:56

Wow, that lady needs a life, or get laid. Or both?

Alihb | 15

#5543922 - Thursday 20 June 2013 02:09

Who would have sex with her?

cathyfang1533 | 12

#5544440 - Thursday 20 June 2013 09:41

The guy in your profile picture...

Krystal3408 | 32

#5616643 - Wednesday 7 August 2013 09:33

You may be right. Maybe that's why he has such a horrible expression.

By Wizardo | 32

#5543816 - Thursday 20 June 2013 11:59

I see the marijuana went to your neighbours head hence the paranoia and suspicion, she should be locked away at some institute.

By darwinism | 29

#5543819 - Thursday 20 June 2013 11:59

Bake some marijuana coockies and take them to your neighbour. It looks like they need to chill out a little!

happylappy | 21

#5544374 - Thursday 20 June 2013 08:33

Edibles will probably do the opposite :S

raesos91 | 26

#5544562 - Friday 21 June 2013 12:41

ha! she needs a cockie alright xD

By luminis12 | 23

#5543820 - Thursday 20 June 2013 12:00

Should've blew some smoke in your neighbors face

MissMae93 | 23

#5543971 - Thursday 20 June 2013 03:18

It's a vapor cigarette. There is no smoke. Also *blown* some smoke in her face.

Ukeee_X | 19

#5544098 - Thursday 20 June 2013 05:07

Blew is also the past tense of blow, sort of like dreamed and dreamt

seriouslypony | 9

#5544103 - Thursday 20 June 2013 05:13

You're right #47, but in this case he should have used the past participle, which is "blown".

hashshim | 21

#5544312 - Thursday 20 June 2013 07:40

47: Blew only works on its own immediately following the subject, not with helping verbs... I think.

queerdragon | 20

#5544518 - Thursday 20 June 2013 11:27

Will you blow your boyfriend tonight. She just blew her boyfriend. Her boyfriend got blown.

By jw90 | 18

#5543822 - Thursday 20 June 2013 12:00

A clear and valid point to where people just need to mind their own business.

By ireply_wlyrics | 27

#5543826 - Thursday 20 June 2013 12:01

Leave a platter of brownies at her doorstep

buddy51 | 23

#5543976 - Thursday 20 June 2013 03:20

And a flaming bag of s**t!!

buckerado | 19

#5544157 - Thursday 20 June 2013 05:55

Or a bag of chopped up grass would be a good substitute for a bag of flaming feces. Bags of flaming feces don't answer everything!

Krystal3408 | 32

#5616646 - Wednesday 7 August 2013 09:35

She comes out to take it inside and finds her front and backyard destroyed.

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