Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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christa953 12
I don't even know how I would respond if it were me
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)
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Comments (180)
Meyaa_Duhh 0
beat his ass .
hydro_fml 0
You should have joined them and disclosed your golden showers' and skat fetishes.
MDTeddy 13
Time to get a new bf. People don't deserve to live with someone who cheats.
PYROxSYCO3 7
I here bangos ding ding diiiinnnng
howl15 1
Please tell me you took a picture then sent it to everone you know and they know plus family so both can be so humiliated that they never show their faces again.
dDailydDosage 8
Having sisters that I love to death and gearing that other siblings do this crap to each other is heart breaking! And what a poor excuse?? Wtf
I_dont_exist 5
these are not the droids you are looking for :3
caitlinhenry54 0
beat his ass. make her feel terrible . problem solved .
Briiyahh 7
Id punch the ******* shit outta them
coderedninja 6
To be honest, I was reading the OP's FML, and I thought she said, 'brother' and sister fooling around in the shower. I guess you fooled me. Lol