The wedding from hell

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 14:00

Today, I embarrassed myself and my husband at the wedding of one of his rich cousins by trying caviar for the first time, finding it unbearably disgusting, choking, spitting it out all over the table, and downing three glasses of water to stop myself coughing. Now they think I’m common as muck. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Caviar tastes bad to me too, but I’d never make such a public fuss! … Tastes are individual, some people like spicy, some people not; some people like ultra fishy and salty caviar just because it’s expensive, some don’t. But good manners in an important social situation are important no matter if you like something or not… When you try something you’ve never had before take a little bite until you know if you like it. Never make a scene and spit it out on the table!

I get that caviar isn't for everyone. But damn, you make it sound like those tiny eggs hatched and tried to kill you. YDI.

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You ate it? You are a common rube! You're supposed to stuff the caviar in your socks, and let them be ball bearings for your feet. Jeez, we can't take you anywhere!

I get that caviar isn't for everyone. But damn, you make it sound like those tiny eggs hatched and tried to kill you. YDI.

Caviar tastes bad to me too, but I’d never make such a public fuss! … Tastes are individual, some people like spicy, some people not; some people like ultra fishy and salty caviar just because it’s expensive, some don’t. But good manners in an important social situation are important no matter if you like something or not… When you try something you’ve never had before take a little bite until you know if you like it. Never make a scene and spit it out on the table!

what are you like 5 years old? when you're at a 'polite company' event, you suck it up and use a napkin. water is fine, but you don't gag and spit out your food like you're a toddler at your parents dinner table.YTA! p.s. I happen to love caviar and not just because of the $$ like one person said. it's not like a snot covered turd worthy of causing a scene lol

This made my laugh... a lot lol... I feel like if I were there we'd be instant besties **** the prudes!!

Surely you watched the movie “Big”? You were forewarned.