Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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christa953 12
I don't even know how I would respond if it were me
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)
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Comments (180)
buster109 3
Who's sister? His or yours?
zach8771 3
A nice hot shower always wakes me up
3Aboodii 16
THREESOME!!!!!
woahthatspink 0
BREAKING NEWS: your sister is a ****
metaphoristic 8
Today, I was helping my girlfriends sister wake up by bringing her into the shower because she was sleepwalking. Both of us happen to sleep naked. My girlfriend walked in on us. FML
lambda_fml 40
Thank god for your boyfriend. She could have drowned!
erinchick1 7
Thats lame of both of them. My sister slept with my ex who also happens to be the father of my daughter. He was under the impression that he was going to marry her and have kids with her. Can you say awkward situation for both my daughter and her two kids?! I can just imagine it, " go tell your sister-cousins and your brother-cousin that dinner is ready." it's wrong and disturbing. Anyway, I say drop them both and wish them a happy life because they obviously are a couple of *****.
Irishgypsy 2
Did you flush the toilet?
Urpoppy 21
Time to break up. Yes, it's that simple. Neither have any respect for you.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
The fact they can up with that wack story is a dumpable offense. They actually thought you'd believe that?