Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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christa953 12
I don't even know how I would respond if it were me
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)
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Comments (180)
autumn1117 0
Maybe you should have been treatin him better lmao! Sounds like something indid while back to my wife lol!
toughchick14 15
Omg really nice boyfriend and same to your sister. But don't worry you can do sooo much better!
toxicmollie 2
He's pretty creative with excuses! FYL OP
smileydancer92 2
WTF !? Id be so pissed!!!
DUBSTEP_WUB_WUB 1
Pics or it didn't happen ;)
Lilacware 4
He was trying to wake her up with his **** :( I hope you dump him, OP.
hateevryone 15
Supposedly you need a new boyfriend.
neymalugo 0
Lol i understand you might be sad because of this situation, but when something like this happens to me or if i feel like my world is falling apart, stories like this make me feel better. I love this FML thing. And im sorry about ur bf, dump his sorry ass.
Stoopid_life 2
Thats terrible!!!Should of turned to the nearest tap and either turn the cold or the hot water,it should of changed the temp of the shower...to boiling hot or freezing cold...
thebassplayer88 2
Threesome with them