Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML
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Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML
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LOLinurFACE111 0
good luck getting back into your house :D and your friend is a moron for breaking the key- you have to put a full amount of force to break it. I'd kill him if he did that to MY house key :p
Jessicaa96145 0
spare keys??
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Comments (131)
hysterical 1
hahaha sucks for you.
Mumbellosity711 0
I wouldn't help him move anymore.
Trupe 3
Hobo instict. Hope you got em. Or money for a spare. Or just break into your own house
selenagirl_fml 0
haha lol FYL, call the cops and tell them to break in into your house or something... it's not the end of your life
clanceyrocks11 0
i dont get it,
redsoxlover09 0
haha, he just wants to be with u longer
Kris1987_fml 0
19 why the he'll would you waste the cops time?
love_musik 0
hahahaha that's funny. but it's not the end of your life, OP. laugh it off and call someone to help you get it.
WingsFan80 4
why can't op get into their house? the key broken off was to his house and on your ring, so that means if I'm not mistaken you have the key to your house in your posession still. correct me if I am wrong?
Janah_the_ENP 0
38, OP's friend put OP's key in HIS lock, and snapped it off. The friend's key is still intact, but there's now a broken key in his door, and OP's key is broken.
WingsFan80 4
oh I just re-read it. I get it know lol
meshell10 0
#29 is hawt
xoxolovemexoxo 0
29: that means hes gay...
sc95060sc 0
#43- the dog or the guy :D
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
FYL, next time just go to Taco Bell- I had it today and it just completely made my summer better.
twinny_sc 13
Friend=dumbass and you both lose :D
Thunderbender 2
Dude that sucks, they should invent some kind of, I don't know, smith trade that specializes in things like this. Ohthatsrite.
buzz18 7
haha that sucks
tifftaff14 0
wouldn't wanna be ya :p
Crlnprz 11
he was really trying tht hard tht he broke it... wow
xACIDDx 0
Wow, your friend must have really pushed that key if he caused it to snap... >.>
fisher50 0
don't you have another door?
Salaminizer 0
Yeah, they're called "locksmiths" OP. They've been around for about as long as the locks have. Which is a long time.
supaman1 0
thread jakkers<3
DontHate31 0
29 he's gay because he wants to hang out with his friend more? wow it's not like they had anal or anything
the_flirtt 0
wow my friends are the best
karina_said 0
when you say his 'key' do you mean .... and when you say your 'key'.. do you mean....
zanguard 0
UDI for not having a spare key
iateyourmuffin 0
are you a retard?
kwright4 0
hahahahhahha fail.
carnage1106 0
god damn heman
cassidy725 0
sucks for u OP
isonobonbon 2
sounds like an exasperating turn of events :s
tinyORtall 0
yay first comment and dat totally suckz
Unbeatable 0
fail
selenagirl_fml 0
he won while failing....
supaman1 0
damn kid ur off just by a little
FFML_314 11
OK! I'm mad! I have been told that I win probably, a handful of times on this website and every single time, I wait and wait for my prize....and NOTHING! WTF is this shit? Don't get my hopes like this people! If I win, give me something for winning, othwerise you're wasting my time and breaking my heart. OP, go get a new key made. :)
Chrisskiies 0
Ari, you failed, miserably. D: No consolidation price, ever.
WeeGee_fml 0
91: what chu talkin bout Willis? you don't win you fail. there is no prize for failing only face palm
antonman10 0
contac your parents then rip it out
rosea888 0
someone doesn't pay attention.
mobchick16 0
what an idiot
moodybaby 0
LOL fail, that sucks, spare key anywhere?
Jessicaa96145 0
spare keys??
timma90 4
What's spare keys? o.O
illmatic2 16
Extra key.
1peculiarchik 3
bahahaha that is a classic fail. FYL indeed.