Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
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AriesAngel41288 0
Way to go killer. If you're gonna sneak in, make sure the boyfriend is there to greet you. Moron.
samurijack22 0
Yea she could of been climbing a tree to get her boyfriends window and got tased and fell out the tree. She might have snuck in the house, got tased, and fell and hit her head off something. Since no one knows all the details it's not really anyone's place to call her a liar.
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Comments (83)
oopsiess 0
Wow, nice job, tasers don't put you in the hospital anyways.
youreanidiot 0
you guys are missing the point, how would it be legal for a minor sister to own and have a taser? its not. I call fake.
Starchild21 3
Unless the parents got the taser, then she might have been told to use it in emergencies.
nazooer 11
OH! you met her boyfriends sister? you KNOW shes a minor?
Atamix 0
Dont assume it was a younger sister...
arcades_fire 0
I agree!! Also, what a FANTASTIC impression to make for his family. Sneak into his house! Great job! YDI.
Spicy_Eyes 0
Most states allow Electronic Control Devices to be carried by anyone (excepting ex-felons) because it is not considered a "weapon". Also, the OP didn't say the sister owned it, just that she used it on her. For all we know it belongs to the parents.
twiggly 0
You're an idiot. It didn't say the sister was a minor. lol @ you.
LilaBear 1
a taser can kill a person if over-used, therefore it can definitely put a person in hospital.
LilaBear 1
it doesn't electrocute you. "Electrocute" means you actually die from the electricity. It does send an electric shock into you, but it's not called "electrocution" unless you die. Look it up in a dictionary.
LilaBear 1
youreandidiot: how do you know how old she is? Maybe she's an older sister. Maybe the boyfriend is 24 and the younger sister is 22. You'd have no idea how old she is. Or perhaps the taser belongs to the parents.
Allymeme 3
FAKE
Sun_Kissed18 25
@54 Well I agree with you, but what kind of 24 year old lives with his parents?
ZThirteen 0
@28 My brother had a taser when he was about sixteen. (He's twenty-three now, and I'm pretty sure he still has it.) Just because minors have them doesn't mean that obtained them by legal means. And yes, you can be knocked out by one, if you're small enough. Personal experience speaking, here.
Spicy_Eyes 0
@ #41 and #53 and anyone else ignorant of the truth: An ECD (commonly referred to by the brand name TASER) CANNOT kill a person. If someone does happen to die after being exposed to a charge it is because they already have a weakened heart whether it's from drugs or alcohol (which causes to heart to pump rapidly). But a charge no matter how many times you receive it cannot cause someone (who is otherwise healthy) to die from electric shock, overuse etc. All it does is lock your muscles up stunning you for a few seconds, there is no after effects or pain. Some other factor caused the OP to faint. End of discussion.
Link_Asriel 0
wanna test that theory spicy_eyes? i am willing to bet you 1,000,000$ (that is 1$ per volt)that it can and will not only leave you in pain after wards and cause other problems for about an hour or two after. it takes 1 amp to stop the human heart. anything more is almost always instant death. a lot of these cheap ECDs are poorly made and can surge to well past the .5 amps that they are rated at.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
actually the fatal amount is around .02 amps and the average amperage of a stun gun is .0021 if it were at .5 amps at a million volts that would be 500,000 watts which would most likely be fatal, stun guns need very little amperage because the frequency of the current changes so fast causing the muscles to lock up also the body has such a high resistance the rated current won't flow
FarSide 22
I doubt getting tasered put you in the hospital. Are you sure you were not trying to sneak in to sleep with the sister??
AriesAngel41288 0
Way to go killer. If you're gonna sneak in, make sure the boyfriend is there to greet you. Moron.
Intoxicunt 5
Threesome.
mumias05 3
hey wanna chat we should skype
bellebe1998 16
creep...
Luckster 0
Wow...you must be weak as all hell for a taser to put you into the hospital.
TheKitsune 0
You're either super weak or lying. Taser's don't put you in the hospital.
JaneDoe_71 0
Might depends on what she does... after the taser!
JaneDoe_71 0
that makes me laugh, thank you!
samurijack22 0
Yea she could of been climbing a tree to get her boyfriends window and got tased and fell out the tree. She might have snuck in the house, got tased, and fell and hit her head off something. Since no one knows all the details it's not really anyone's place to call her a liar.
CarlosDanger 12
She only said she got tazed so therefore we can't assume anything else. If she majorly hit her head she would have said it.
njfliiboy 0
how weak are you that you have to go to the hospital after getting tasered. only wag i see it happening is if she tased you in the shower
JaneDoe_71 0
Just... thank you
plexico 3
Don't interfere with the Wincest! His favorite old TV show is "Family Affair." I'm just guessing.
plexico 3
Don't tase me, sis!