Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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iljajlm 4
It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
she took a dump in the shower?!?
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Comments (255)
MollyisCuute 0
If you held it in, you would literally die. You would get dysentary and eventually die after not pooping, so that is a stupid idea. You are just going to have to face it, girls poop.
letitbe56 0
Euphangel, I hope you're joking. Otherwise that's kind of ****** up.
McFail_fml 4
Took Rkelly Sex in the Kitchen song and changed the words around to fit this fml Girl you're in the bathroom ******** out a meal Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel sitting there in your t-shirt Nothing else on Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone shittin' up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thing i want Sex in the bathroom over by the tub Put you on the sink kissing your nose Hands on the sink, standing on your shitty toes We'll be making love like the bedroom was closed
epicwinmaster 0
SECOND!!!!
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
Ew, and LOL!
Euphangel 0
i was joking chill a bit.
22jrdn55 15
n ur happy cuz?
adelaide_evening 0
And you're questioning his happiness because?
22jrdn55 15
lmaoo its a HER and im just asking
22jrdn55 15
TL;DR
letitbe56 0
It boggles my mind when people say TL;DR to four lines of text. How short can attention spans get? I can see saying that to four paragraphs, but four lines?
22jrdn55 15
idc i get bored fast i hate reading yet i luv FML
Jenspaztic 0
maybe she just told you she had to tae a shower so she could turn the shower on so you wouldn't have to hear her take a crap. although F-Her-L for not locking the f 'ing door.
delegasa 0
For i sec i thought you meant she was crapping in the shower
22jrdn55 15
Cant u think of a better place to seduce her?
plexico 4
I hope she dumped you. Got rid of two turds at one time.
sublime93 0
Oh poor you, you saw another person doing something normal, fyl. /sarcasm