Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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iljajlm 4
It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
she took a dump in the shower?!?
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Comments (255)
doggie3 0
McFail, hilarious.
pasiphae9 5
Congratulations, OP. You have just discovered the shocking truth that girls are HUMAN (omfg!!112!2!!!who've guessed??????) Seriously, do some guys genuinely not realise that girls shit and fart and puke too? Or do we just have one hell of a "special" OP?
22jrdn55 15
omg r u serious, girls take ***** too. :O i never thought they did
Starchild21 3
Holy shit girls use the bathroom??? haha ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
capricaz 0
Are you kidding? WHy would you even think that your life is f'ed up? Poor girlfriend, someone walked in one her doing something private AND have that someone react like a 10 year old boy. I hope she dumped you.
aznboytellem 0
girls poop?!?!??! :'(
9k5 0
"I hope she dumped you." Was that a pun?
GongButterfly 0
pervert! whether she is your girlfriend or not you should've at least knocked. YDI
2talll 0
Here's how to avoid that happening: if one of you is in the shower, leave the door open a crack. Taking a shit? Shut the door and lock it!
OverEnthusiast 0
130: Why is he a pervert? It was an accident, and he obviously didn't enjoy it. Grow up.
letitbe56 0
There are lots of girls who do this too. And just because you don't like being surprised in the shower doesn't mean no one else does either.
lway2009 0
IDK. Even before I got married, my husband & I never cared about seeing each other on the toilet. We all piss, crap, etc. These are necessary biological functions.
Ligerie 0
eww...me and my husband enjoy our privacy to the fullest.
Puolukka 4
I agree with lway2009. Mz husband I have lived together for 2 years before we got married. we had exactly one bathroom in our apartment which had both the shower and toilet in it. He didn't care if I was in there doing my make-up or showering...if he has to pee, he goes pee. Same vice versa, if I have to use the bathroom while he's showering I just do it. It's not that big of a deal. I don't give a crap if he walks in on me while I'm in the bathroom, I don't see the problem. I also never actually lock the bathroom door, I just close it. If I ever don't want him to come in because I want privacy then I just tell him...no big deal.
madforpink 0
maybe he walked in the shower when she was peeing. taking a dump could mean either peeing or pooping gosh