Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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iljajlm 4
It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
she took a dump in the shower?!?
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Comments (255)
ABbaby 10
obviously u epic fail because u didnt really 'wait' 4 her 2 get into the shower
Calaura9 0
I'm actually taking a shit while commenting.
MollyisCuute 0
@Calaura9- You are disgusting. If you actually think people want to know that, you have a sick mind. Gosh, be a lady.
glassisass 0
41: quit being a pussy. it doesnt matter whats hes doing...
MollyisCuute 0
How am I being a pussy? I said she should act like a lady. puss·y 1 (pŏŏs'ē) n. pl. puss·ies Informal A cat. Botany A fuzzy catkin, especially of the pussy willow. Vulgar Slang The vulva. Sexual intercourse with a woman
Euphangel 0
*she
alliemi 0
"be a lady" so now 'ladies' can't take *****? wow everyone in this FML is ******* retarded. EVERYBODY POOPS. And excuse her for going for a bit of humor. CuteMolly, you're not cute, you're probably like 11 if that disturbs you, and she was going for a bit of humor anyway. If 'sick' things bother you so much then why the **** are you on this website or the internet at all!?!?
BrEnNo1023 5
i'm confused with this entire stream of comments/replies... thingy. oh, and yeah, no shower running means NO SHOWER RUNNING, OP, you genius.
MollyisCuute 0
Maybe you should learn to knock. Boys need to use their brains more often.
Euphangel 0
and girls need to learn that boys do crazy things. btw...who doesnt lock the door when they are on the toilet...talk about using your brain.
elisablueee 0
uhhh, some bathrooms don't have locks. mine doesn't have a lock.
Euphangel 0
It would've been worse if it were like serious explosive shit...*ugh* i just grossed myself out...
MollyisCuute 0
Maybe, the lock didn't work.
Euphangel 0
There is that possibility. Still i know of some girls that dont lock the door when they are in the bathroom. Things can get a little weird.
MollyisCuute 0
Lol, I don't. I just think that if they can hear the water running, they shouldn't open the door.
Euphangel 0
Like i said somewhere over here before. Some people leave the water running and do other stuff. So the OP probably thought that she was in the shower already when she was really taking a dump. Thats my theory.
mrda 0
Go anal lol
Euphangel 0
i wish that were true. i hate thinking that girls do that stuff. poop and fart just some of the things that i dont want to think a girl does. HOLD IT IN! constipation ahaha
Gia0896 0
wow.
letitbe56 0
Everyone saying he should have knocked needs to realize that surprise shower sex isn't a surprise if he knocks. We get the benefit of 20/20 hindsight. The OP didn't. This is more of a F your girlfriend's life than an FYL, OP.
Gia0896 0
wow.
22jrdn55 15
y do u keep saying "wow."?