By DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE - 22/11/2012 21:03 - United States - Schertz
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I am not against gay people, and I have a hard time believing that they do this...but apparently there is a practice that they do where they stick a string to a hamster and shove it up there and they like the feeling of the clawing. That is at least what she said when I asked about it.
My Mother works at a hospital. Medical records are confidential to employers, your average bear, etc. but not to the law and police officers. That's like saying if a child came to the hospital beaten by their father you can't report it because medical records are confidential. All medical records being confidential means is that people can't simply just get a hold of them like employers and so on. The law is the law and a hospital will report anything against the law being animal abuse, drug abuse, child abuse, etc.
Someone had two forks in them?? Did they try to get one out with another?
Maybe they got confused by that "Let's eat Grandma/Let's eat, Grandma" grammar check...?
If you want to start on punctuation and grammar, you'd know full well you can't start a sentence with and. You could've possibly started it with Also punctuation,. The need for the two question marks was the fact that what she had wrote meant absolutely no sense to me. End of rant.
We can all be ruthless pedants and harpy the fucking boob milk out of this guy, but I actually thought it seemed rather intentional -- that is, "Da fuq, did I just read??" being a purposefully corrupted version of "Dafuq did I just read?" to emphasize the importance of correct grammar (like the "Let's eat Grandma" sentence). However, if he indeed made a misstep and totally just fucked that sentence to hell, I'm not sticking up for him.
I was going to take a stab at a pun, but I was afraid my joke just wasn't going to cut it.