Seriously... A spoon?

I broke my thumb in second grade playing rock paper scissors. Not so ridiculous anymore.

That must have been a pretty epic game of rock paper scissors xD

Rofl Ikr? So hardcore.

That should only happen if they rock your scissors.

In soviet Russia, spoon scoop you!

Seems like Russia and Oregon are a lot alike =P

maybe it was a broken spoon?

Did you get a trophy?

Ownt Xd

Could have been a rusty spoon.

I cut my finger with a Laffy Taffy, a spoon seems more reasonable

it seems everyone is forgetting, that, there are spoons with sharp tips, made for cutting into fruits and taking small bites of it. pretty useless, but they work nicely for cutting things when you don't have a knife.

Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous fucking spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

you're absolutely right

it was probably a grapefruit spoon those things are dangerous.

How do you even do that?

Yeah really. I mean, FYL, but still, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CUT YOURSELF WITH A SPOON?!?!?!

Maybe it was an old spoon and it had sharp and pointy edges.

A spoon??? How did that happened?? A SPOON???????

I see you've played knifey spooney before.

ROLF! my thoughts exactly!! good job :D

You, sir are a legend :) "C-O...!" "B-E...!"

Except that he got that somewhere else - the Simpsons I think. OP, you didn't win anything. The doctor did so your life sucks even more.

I may sound like an idiot, but what is knifey spooney?

Now I am going to use this to warn my daughter of the perils of spooning!

Hahaha, cleverrr ;) Spoons are bad, see here? So spooning is bad! Got it? Stay away from boys. They will cut you, all those sharp edges and such.

It's the rounded, smooth parts I'm worried about. ;)

Are you Filipino??? "Only a Filipino could find the sharpest edge of a SPOON" -Rex Navarette

0.o

im filipino and i didnt even get that

you're racist.

1st!!!!!!! And how the heck do you cut yourself with a spoon?!?!

youre tenth..good try though.

Took you 3 minutes to write that?

3???? I dont know what country you're from but in the great country of Kentucky 13 minutes pass in between 11:06 to 11:19.....

"the great country of kentucky". @#10 a large fail. @OP: nice. teach me this sometime. so i can cut people with spoons. that would be terrifying.

I'm calling YDI on this one...seriously...how dangerous are your spoons? How the hell do you cut yourself on one of those?

Spoon :S

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Absolutely not

Penis!

hahahahahahahaha to OP...... If you can cut yourself open with a spoon.....I think I'm more impressed than thinking you're an idiot.

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