FML : Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify...

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Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 28 October 2009 08:03 / United States

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By Tequilamockngbrd | 7

#642908 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:07

Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous fucking spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

By laughing_zebra | 0

#642906 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:06

Seriously... A spoon?

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By laughing_zebra | 0

#642906 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:06

Seriously... A spoon?

dinosaursmoo | 0

#643525 - Thursday 29 October 2009 0:44

I broke my thumb in second grade playing rock paper scissors. Not so ridiculous anymore.

paperxclips | 0

#643710 - Thursday 29 October 2009 2:13

That must have been a pretty epic game of rock paper scissors xD

Brokendreams_fml | 0

#643864 - Thursday 29 October 2009 4:05

Rofl Ikr? So hardcore.

Penetration | 0

#643884 - Thursday 29 October 2009 4:26

That should only happen if they rock your scissors.

Rakayum | 0

#643929 - Thursday 29 October 2009 5:00

In soviet Russia, spoon scoop you!

dudeitsdanny | 9

#643966 - Thursday 29 October 2009 5:23

Seems like Russia and Oregon are a lot alike =P

YouCantBreakMe | 9

#1302485 - Thursday 26 August 2010 9:06

maybe it was a broken spoon?

zendaddy0 | 0

#3268022 - Saturday 10 September 2011 18:27

Did you get a trophy?

thimovw | 4

#3611057 - Sunday 20 November 2011 19:07

Ownt Xd

GAMERZxxHD | 25

#5695686 - Monday 30 September 2013 5:41

Could have been a rusty spoon.

AbagaelMurray | 20

#6362470 - Monday 27 July 2015 0:44

I cut my finger with a Laffy Taffy, a spoon seems more reasonable

zanathegirl | 6

#6622100 - Monday 6 June 2016 5:52

it seems everyone is forgetting, that, there are spoons with sharp tips, made for cutting into fruits and taking small bites of it. pretty useless, but they work nicely for cutting things when you don't have a knife.

By Tequilamockngbrd | 7

#642908 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:07

Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous fucking spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

theshow8812 | 0

#642920 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:12

you're absolutely right

samsam23t | 8

#6372948 - Thursday 6 August 2015 14:55

it was probably a grapefruit spoon those things are dangerous.

By memory_loss_fml | 0

#642909 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:07

How do you even do that?

Pointy130 | 0

#643250 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:12

Yeah really. I mean, FYL, but still, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CUT YOURSELF WITH A SPOON?!?!?!

NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#6307645 - Monday 1 June 2015 19:57

Maybe it was an old spoon and it had sharp and pointy edges.

By lizz16 | 0

#642914 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:11

A spoon??? How did that happened?? A SPOON???????

By Corez0r | 0

#642916 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:11

I see you've played knifey spooney before.

jackdaniels_fml | 0

#642932 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:17

ROLF! my thoughts exactly!! good job :D

Cindii | 0

#643508 - Thursday 29 October 2009 0:27

You, sir are a legend :)

"C-O...!" "B-E...!"

MarkO_fml | 0

#643529 - Thursday 29 October 2009 0:47

Except that he got that somewhere else - the Simpsons I think.

OP, you didn't win anything. The doctor did so your life sucks even more.

ydi_ruuc | 0

#912765 - Thursday 4 March 2010 2:58

I may sound like an idiot, but what is knifey spooney?

By perdix | 29

#642921 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:13

Now I am going to use this to warn my daughter of the perils of spooning!

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#643263 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:22

Hahaha, cleverrr ;)

Spoons are bad, see here? So spooning is bad! Got it? Stay away from boys. They will cut you, all those sharp edges and such.

perdix | 29

#643439 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:25

It's the rounded, smooth parts I'm worried about. ;)

By anglicdvil524 | 0

#642933 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:18

Are you Filipino???

"Only a Filipino could find the sharpest edge of a SPOON" -Rex Navarette

spoo | 23

#643217 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:38

0.o

maundy | 0

#643288 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:51

im filipino and i didnt even get that

omgitsgabby | 0

#1094430 - Thursday 15 July 2010 18:40

you're racist.

By The_Disturbed | 5

#642940 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:23

I'm calling YDI on this one...seriously...how dangerous are your spoons? How the hell do you cut yourself on one of those?

By dacho | 7

#642945 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:30

Spoon :S

Kervik | 0

#643091 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 18:42

Precisely.

Kervik | 0

#643093 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 18:43

Precisely.

8trickster8 | 0

#643461 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:43

Precisely.

wutupbruh | 0

#643503 - Thursday 29 October 2009 0:23

Precisely.

toink | 0

#643564 - Thursday 29 October 2009 1:21

Precisely.

dinosaursmoo | 0

#643723 - Thursday 29 October 2009 2:20

Precisely.

ScaryyMary | 14

#643789 - Thursday 29 October 2009 3:01

Précisément.

rahhal | 0

#643824 - Thursday 29 October 2009 3:34

Absolutely not

3ll3_fml | 0

#643986 - Thursday 29 October 2009 5:34

Penis!

Fleecy | 0

#644716 - Thursday 29 October 2009 18:56

hahahahahahahaha

to OP...... If you can cut yourself open with a spoon.....I think I'm more impressed than thinking you're an idiot.

Link5794 | 16

#5059812 - Friday 19 October 2012 21:50

Precisely.

By golimat619 | 2

#642948 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:31

did you shove it into your finger? that seems hard to do.

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