Double-edged sword
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Being first comment is stressful
Lame. Your comment blows more than OP's girlfriend. And is probably just as bad.
Wow your luck blows
Maybe the reason she likes them is because she's not doing it right!
2 - It will. I'm living proof of that. ;)
52 - says the guy with free2speak as his username ;)
If she's open enough to "love" giving them, she's open enough to take some constructive criticism. Work with her and tell her what you like. You'll be workin' with a pro in no time! :) 66- No need to come on here and be snotty. One of the "Rules" here is no holding back and to speak your mind. So "Ew" with your snotty attitude.
43...can't be that good at them! If the baby in the pictures is yours...you forgot swallowing the ending!!
Perfect practice makes perfect
Why did this make it?
120. **** = definitely NOT an educational tool. Unless the OP has a slurp fetish.
Some of the comments. Yeah, they just turned me on. Lol :)
Unless it actually feels bad, it's not that much of a curse. Also she'll likely improve over time
The more she practices the better shell get! And if she loves giving them, lots of opportunity to practice.
Dude, unless she's gnawing on your corn cob, it doesn't suck.
On the bright side, at least she isn't giving them to someone else.
I really thought that's where the FML was headed.
Exactly and she likes doing them too, so OP is ahead of the curve.
I thought it was going to finish with "but she likes getting them too"
I recently made the same comment on another *******-related FML, and it got voted down. :P
Yea, that really BLOWS. Maybe with enough practice she'll get a GRASP on the concept of what you LICK and get aHEAD of the game and you will beCOME happier! ;)
20 - it could be because he implied hesitation. If it was just That sucks, he'd probably be down voted.
24- Well, at least you're pretty.
24- Well.. at least you're pretty.
I do! It was my first attempt at a puns, never again! :(
She might get better overtime?
Overtime, sounds like OPs gf need a little of that herself in the "**** sucking department" lol.. P.s the only way a ******** could hurt is if she uses teeth.. Oh god that thought sent a shiver up my shaft :$
Why don't you try telling her how she can improve? Don't keep letting her give bad blow jobs, especially if she thinks you're liking the way she does them, haha.
The only way one can learn is by being taught! Tips help. Hopefully she doesn't get offended though. (:
When girls say that a guy is bad in bed, men always answer that she needs to tell him since he can't read minds! Same goes for women, OP! Communication is key :)
Tell her the truth so you can help her perfect her technique... And then you'll have the perfect package XD
Your username is poetrywriter12 and you used the "XD" smiley. *gags on all the cliche*
I don't see what's bad about the xD smiley. It's just an emoticon.
I don't get it... Just like the emoticon. Maybe you're thinking too deeply into things?
Also, are there bad ********? Unless she's hurting you, I can't imagine it.
One word for ya: teeth.
That's why 11 said "unless it hurts you". I can't imagine teeth on a penis feels very good...
Some guys like a little teeth but only if your super careful.
If you don't like teeth on your dick don't put it in a mouth.. Where the teeth are.
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Practice makes perfect?
On the bright side, at least she isn't giving them to someone else.