Triage - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 14:01

Today, while at my job as a nurse in the ER, someone came in with a hangnail. They threw a fit that they had to wait because we were managing a heart attack, a man with colon cancer and a kid with appendicitis. FML

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alycion 38

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Monday 23 September 2019 8:06

ER staff does not get enough credit. As someone who had an early heart attack, I thank you. I know how quickly they acted and the difference it made.

anRNsLife 11

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Tuesday 24 September 2019 15:54

Haha...a prescription for opioids is a goal for many. And if they don’t get them they rate us poorly on the survey which determines how much the hospital gets reimbursed.

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 22 September 2019 18:22

This person was right. All of these other people are selfishly hogging medical resources where the hangnail could be fixed with a snip of a scissors, a Band-Aid and a prescription for opioids.

anRNsLife 11

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Tuesday 24 September 2019 15:54

Haha...a prescription for opioids is a goal for many. And if they don’t get them they rate us poorly on the survey which determines how much the hospital gets reimbursed.

alycion 38

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Monday 23 September 2019 8:06

ER staff does not get enough credit. As someone who had an early heart attack, I thank you. I know how quickly they acted and the difference it made.

Kyle Petro 7

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Monday 30 September 2019 20:26

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