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By Darren - 31/08/2020 04:01 - Australia - Greenacre

Today, during my second shift back at work after missing four weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need three weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML
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Ellimac21 14

You're doing it on purpose, right? Admit it. All jokes aside, get well soon. Hope it is nothing too serious :)

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coius 23

I had surgery on my shoulder for a SLAP tear and if took two months with therapy to regain use of my dominant arm. Worst part is, it still has limitations far from before the injury.

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Ellimac21 14

You're doing it on purpose, right? Admit it. All jokes aside, get well soon. Hope it is nothing too serious :)

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bloopaloop 27

Do you really need 3 weeks away from work for hand surgery???

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coius 23

I had surgery on my shoulder for a SLAP tear and if took two months with therapy to regain use of my dominant arm. Worst part is, it still has limitations far from before the injury.

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kfchicken 31

yes, healing takes time, and rehab can take longer.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

guess you won't be getting that promotion then

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