Today, I work at a medical practice with over 30,000 Patients. Due to staff sickness and vacations, we only have 50 appointments available. I work on the phones, taking appointments. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Jon Tessler 14
well you aren't seeing 30,000 patients a day, so stop stressing, and make appointments in the order at which people call you.
RichardPencil 32
Just ask the callers to have... ...wait on it... ...patience. Get it? Hahaha!
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RichardPencil 32
Just ask the callers to have... ...wait on it... ...patience. Get it? Hahaha!
Jon Tessler 14
well you aren't seeing 30,000 patients a day, so stop stressing, and make appointments in the order at which people call you.