Work: Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours...

By DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE - 22/11/2012 21:03 - United States - Schertz

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

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By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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Triage

By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 14:01

Today, while at my job as a nurse in the ER, someone came in with a hangnail. They threw a fit that they had to wait because we were managing a heart attack, a man with colon cancer and a kid with appendicitis. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 15:16 - United States - Jasper

Today, I finally finished a gruelling shift at the hospital. I hadn't slept in over 30 hours, so I was happy to get out. I was quickly rushed back in after I collapsed in the parking lot and cracked my head open. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

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MVP

By Darren - 31/08/2020 04:01 - Australia - Greenacre

Today, during my second shift back at work after missing four weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need three weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML

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911 please

By hurts - 04/05/2009 18:48 - Canada

Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML

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Help!

By Krissy - 01/04/2021 19:59

Today, at work on the front desk at a dental office, there was a massive system glitch. I'm now currently recreating appointments for around 300 patients, on top of checking out the patients that are currently in today from their appointments. FML

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By Bandgeek - 16/03/2017 20:00

Today, at work, 5 minutes after I'd sent my help home, we got an 83 dollar order. I'm the only cook. FML

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Make it stop

By Dr No - 08/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I work at a medical practice with over 30,000 Patients. Due to staff sickness and vacations, we only have 50 appointments available. I work on the phones, taking appointments. FML

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By Sarah - 07/05/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML

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SweetAsHell 9

Friday 23 November 2012 2:57

Someone had two forks in them?? Did they try to get one out with another?

gonad_gobbler 1

Friday 23 November 2012 2:58

I was going to take a stab at a pun, but I was afraid my joke just wasn't going to cut it.

Comments

supahcoolperson 0

Friday 23 November 2012 3:49

How do you manage to stab yourself with TWO????! Lol wowww

Llama_Face89 33

Friday 23 November 2012 10:08

One wasn't enough to deter him from stealing that drumstick.

ICastillo 24

Friday 23 November 2012 3:50

There is a bunch of stupid people out there. Holidays just show their true stupidity.

paintballmeme 0

Friday 23 November 2012 3:56

Five carving forks out of four people. What idiot thought. Oh we'll this one doesn't hurt to bad we'll go to the hospital after dinner. Then OH **** OH **** YEP THAT ONES DEEP HOSITAL NOW

mikeymayhem_87 15

Friday 23 November 2012 4:09

Between people lighting their houses/garages on fire with a turkey fryer and others with various eating utensils jabbed into their bodies.... Emergency personnel are making bank this holiday season! It's job security, OP!

wellthatsukx 0

Friday 23 November 2012 4:13

Your life sucks, but not as much as theirs.

tsent8 15

Friday 23 November 2012 4:13

Just wait until you find a turkey baster in someone's rectum *shudder*

JOcoco 14

Friday 23 November 2012 7:28

That'll be one yummy asshole.

tsent8 15

Friday 23 November 2012 21:03

Juicy too

noisebox 1

Friday 23 November 2012 4:19

That's alot to be thankful for in the good old US of A!

kiroarous 9

Friday 23 November 2012 4:19

I know the feeling "trauma team to the trauma room!!!!; trauma team to the trauma room!!!!"

tsent8 15

Sunday 25 November 2012 8:06

Trauma team to the trauma room huh? You sure TRUAMA team doesn't go to the waiting room!

HortonThelephant 15

Friday 23 November 2012 4:21

After multiple Xrays, CAT scan, and full body MRI, it is my professional opinion that the problem lies not in the gushing punctured flesh wounds. But rather stems from your defective frontal lobes that control the ability to make good judgment calls, located here -->O:-D

JustAGirlOnFML 11

Friday 23 November 2012 5:22

That's a cute hat

opoopu 8

Saturday 24 November 2012 9:44

Someone's about to bite into an apple hanging from the branch of an apple tree.

kiroarous 9

Friday 23 November 2012 4:24

I also work in a hospital and I am working tonight, to bad I don't get extra pay, I am military. Wait till the drinks get on the road, fun night for u and me.