Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
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Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
Today, I'm aging, so it’s clear my ball skin has got more rough, and I can't even shave anymore without bad razor burn. Well, I tried Nair for the first time. My balls are now severely chemically burned and blistered. It was just 4 minutes of Nair! I was finally getting my sex drive back after a divorce, so I was trying to be ready just in case. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
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ThomasBombadil 31
Great balls of fire! That's what you get for waxing down there.
that_band_nerd 22
You've heard how much it hurts normal skin, did it ever occur that sensitive skin like balls would hurt even more?
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Comments (131)
Kamon97 23
See women this is what we have to do for you
SouthernLady12 13
Yes because pushing a child out is so much easier.
buckeyed 20
Shaved balls look even weirder to me than hairy ones.
MrSassypants 33
Well, now I know #11 waxes his balls for women...
HKCgrimmjow 15
Is he old enough to have hair on his balls?
Kamon97 23
Are you?
Kamon97 23
Geez why are you kids so butthurt?
Rainhawk94 27
You have a baby face, you have no hair, you're a kid
Kamon97 23
I shaved I'm not a pig like you >.>
Mossears133 15
You say that as if women never wax downstairs. As if it's not more common for women to do it than men.
hayjay2000 8
1. We have to have periods every month of our lives until we turn around 50 2. We get to bear the children 3. Society tells us we must wear makeup and do our hair but if we want to wear "too much" we are doing it only for guys and we are fake 4. We STILL shave down there as well 5. We have slightly less equality (obviously it is way worse in other countries but in the U.S we lack a few things and there are a bunch of jokes and comments about women and also abuse towards them) So you can shut up now.
Nooblah 15
Girls get to wear make-up if they're ugly, if you're an ugly guy, well then you're ******.
crankawank 19
The whole "makeup is not masculine" thing is also a result of the patriarchy, though (which, by the way, was put into place by men).
elcee1987 18
You don't do it for us. You do it so you can get more action...
buckdharma 37
You can feel them all you want op. They just can't feel you back
onesarcasticdik 8
From someone who knows!! Nice :)
challan 19
your wax was way too hot, OP! It should never burn at all. spend the $40 and have it professionally done.
spoo 24
does that come with a happy ending?
buckeyed 20
19-Depends on how much you're prepared to tip.
JMichael 25
Only I get the happy ending 19.
cryssycakesx3 22
there's many reasons it would burn besides being too hot.
flufee2 27
The wax was probably not too professional...
ilovefall10 21
I never understood the appeal to putting wax on private parts and ripping off the hair. Of course it's going to hurt like hell.
Enslaved 36
I truly appreciate a guy that goes all bare down there-- However, there's no need to wax, a very close clip with a trimmer will do too.
EmpireCityRay 13
Great method of clearing the southern shrubbery, wtf the weed-whacker never came to mind? lol Stick to a bic razor.
JMichael 25
Stick to shaving bro.
Liamc620 10
No feeling is better then the feeling you had before.
kelsey9696 8
What guy waxes himself?
djkazic 5
Plenty. My girlfriend had preferred things to be a neatly mowed lawn rather than an Amazon jungle. Eventually she changed her mind and wanted a bowling alley. Hence waxing.