Intimacy: Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 19:36 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Eynsham

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

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By HaleyDrew08 - 26/06/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Pattie - 12/06/2015 06:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By davetherave1983 - 09/09/2015 05:09 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By queenofdeath - 16/01/2010 18:16 - Israel

Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By testacular - 25/03/2014 21:20 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

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ThomasBombadil 31

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:13

Great balls of fire! That's what you get for waxing down there.

that_band_nerd 22

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:17

You've heard how much it hurts normal skin, did it ever occur that sensitive skin like balls would hurt even more?

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mjayybb 8

Thursday 2 January 2014 6:06

just shave. or trim... ydi . im a girl and cant imagine ripping wax off of balls D:

Co1121 11

Thursday 2 January 2014 10:24

This made me cringe while reading.

thiswhitey 13

Thursday 2 January 2014 14:22

Hi, my name is Amara and I would love to meet you sometime baldy ,)

Helldemon 32

Saturday 4 January 2014 10:42

Do you normally go around offering to meet bald men? haha :P

serenity40 6

Thursday 2 January 2014 19:26

But I bet your balls look really nice now. Nice and clean!

BDA_fml 5

Thursday 2 January 2014 22:47

Puss, next time use a straight razor!!

BromineAddict 7

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:51

never wax you balls bro use a razor.

Simplybieber18 5

Sunday 5 January 2014 9:20

*#121

Cheezes 7

Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:23

Waxing can also rip the boys open. It happens a lot more than you think.

my_dog_paco1205 14

Wednesday 8 January 2014 12:19

Now you have scramble egg.

thatdude1225 2

Wednesday 8 January 2014 23:34

Shaving for guys is understandable, I do it. But a man should NEVER wax down there.

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