Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
Today, I'm aging, so it’s clear my ball skin has got more rough, and I can't even shave anymore without bad razor burn. Well, I tried Nair for the first time. My balls are now severely chemically burned and blistered. It was just 4 minutes of Nair! I was finally getting my sex drive back after a divorce, so I was trying to be ready just in case. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
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Top comments
ThomasBombadil 31
Great balls of fire! That's what you get for waxing down there.
that_band_nerd 22
You've heard how much it hurts normal skin, did it ever occur that sensitive skin like balls would hurt even more?
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Comments (131)
awilliams44 9
give it a day or 2 and the results are fantastic!! hahaha good luck :)
space_cadet2912 3
That's nuts.
FuKcMee 32
sorry bro hit ydi by acident not at all though bro you a boss!!
Cadillac4427 8
Dear, weren't you aware that "balls" and "wax" in the same sentence will never turn out good? tisk tisk
blueknight1st 26
What kind of moron waxes their nuts? You shave your nuts.
Dark_Stream 29
YDI. There's nothing wrong with having hair. If it hangs out of your clothes, just pull on it a bit, and trim it off with scissors. If it hangs out of your swim suit bottoms, just cut off enough to hide it. If your belly button hair pokes through your shirts, trim the bits that poke out. There is no need to try to look prepubescent.
limabeans101029 21
Maybe he actually WANTED to look that way, rather than thinking he needed to.
touch_phobia 13
dude, there's nothing wrong with hair, but there isn't anything wrong with not wanting it either. sure, I don't think he should be waxing, due to possible health issues, but other ways of getting rid of it are fine. we don't all want our hair long. it can get to be uncomfortable.
Simplybieber18 5
#122 umm... No. Lol We pretty much do have to shave. Guys are the ones who don't HAVE to shave.
Bigdog007 1
Why weer you waxing your balls
Omniprism 15
You needs Nads. It's a no heat hair remover type wax. You should have shopped around. They have ready strips too for face but might be perfect for your balls and crevices.
Ray_of_midnight 23
My girlfriend tried using that stuff on her legs, damn near took the skin off. It was an hour of *rip* OW! *rip* OW! *rip* OW! No way.
evolute72113 9
Put some no tears shampoo on them next time
Muttley9 13
Watch the version of Two and a Half Men where Ashton Kutcher gets a "Bro-zilian" wax, you may feel some empathy for him :)