Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
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Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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null_fml 11
Yeah, trying something risky before your first day of school was just a brilliant idea, now wasn't it?
Clearsky18 2
How do you guys know she's fat and ugly? You DON'T know!! Having upper lip hair doesn't mean you're fat or ugly! Next time, remove the hair by thread or just bleach it...much easier than waxing it.
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Comments (84)
thethief_fml 0
that sucks! you should of tried something else
averageirishman 0
burn the rest of you at least it'll look even
lightuup 0
try shaving da.
MrsDruidess 23
NEVER EVER SHAVE!!! Its ok of you're a man but I guessing OP is a woman. Shaving will cause your hair to grow back in darker and thicker!! Hot wax is really only to be used warm unless you are a professional. I don't recommend waxing your face though, here's why: your face has hair all over it, they are mostly small but it gives it that soft look. Take away all your lip hair and it looks polished, not soft, it looks waxed and almost as bad as having not waxed at all. I recommend tweezing the dark hairs, it takes longer since you have to pick them one one by one or two at a time, but eventually they won't come back and the light ones will still be there to give you that soft face look. There is always bleach too. If you don't believe me, watch a movie with a woman who's eye brows are waxed, the underside thats waxed and sometimes above looks different than the rest of her face.
null_fml 11
Yeah, trying something risky before your first day of school was just a brilliant idea, now wasn't it?
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
its is usually not a good idea to try something new the day before an important event
urikuh17 0
Seventytimeseven 0
Bad time choice. Can you bleach it?
zac12345 0
she's from tel aviv, I'm guessing she doesn't want to go MJ
maskedman 9
Just tell everyone that you're addicted to Dirty Sanchez. guaranteed to make you the most popular girl at school.
Intoxicunt 5
Hardcore win. :D
T_McGee 0
Ahh, only in Israel do the peoplego to school on a Sunday.....
arama 0
she's saying that her upper lip turned dark brown, so her mustache is even more noticeable than it was before she tried to wax it. i think you're confused. and stupid.
zaphilia 0
Radiation? I don't recall the OP mentioning anything about falling into a vat of toxic waste while she was waxing her lip.
harmony88 0
I don't think her mustache hair will be an issue.... everyone will notice the burns from trying to remove it first.
anon45 6
Also in Japan, and China.. FYI
tisiphone_fml 0
YDI, but let's talk solutions here. Have any really heavy duty concealer, or stage makeup?
cusof 0
now ur a brownie
girlslikeboyz 0
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FAIL ! ESPECIALLY IF YOUR WHITE ! AND A GIRL