By Anonymous - United States - Bessemer
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
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  fksfsdhfsdfh  |  26

It's not going to work if it failed for the person before you!

  \  |  28

Hopefully, he got some laundry detergent with it.

By  yerbduebeenehe  |  16

"Care to explain why you've shit your pants, sir?"

  Trym  |  7

Well, sorry for not beeing english, and typing in a hurry with an iPhone set to norwegian autocorrect, and then slipping on one letter. :)

  arandomusernameaa  |  20

Go away grammar Nazi!