By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
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Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

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Trym 7
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Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

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tanekdrachonae 19
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Sorry about your shitty day OP.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Welcome to FML, where this pun isn't even considered a pun anymore.

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ohnowhyme123 15
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You must of had a crappy day!

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JustinKirby 20
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Didn't #1 just attempt that pun?

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jolie21 18
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I just have to say what's on my mind. This reminded me of the buy more ^^ awesome show!

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

It's not going to work if it failed for the person before you!

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onlychildFTW 33
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No shitty jokes. Jeeze man.

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skilova4lifezzz 19
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Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

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\ 28

Hopefully, he got some laundry detergent with it.

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dingleberrysteve 6
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the smell encompasses you

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yerbduebeenehe 16

"Care to explain why you've shit your pants, sir?"

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HKCgrimmjow 15
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I think he just did actually.

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Trym 7
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Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

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dachayke 16
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*Sacrificed. Remember, grammer are important.

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Wizardo 33

What the shit, grammar is important*...

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HKCgrimmjow 15
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Sorry #25 but you can't say grammar is important and then fuck up the word grammar. That's just a douchebag move...

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djkazic 5
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He was being sarcastic, look how he used 'are'.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

I'm laughing my ass off at this FML. The actual one itself, and the comments. How do you guys not get that it was sarcasm?

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Trym 7
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Well, sorry for not beeing english, and typing in a hurry with an iPhone set to norwegian autocorrect, and then slipping on one letter. :)

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arandomusernameaa 20

Go away grammar Nazi!

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ThomasBombadil 31

I think there is a country song about this. If not there should be.

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TheRoyalDog 10
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"Have a shitty rest of the day, Miss!"

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TheRoyalDog 10
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I am ashamed of that comment

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ilovefall10 21
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OP, I know your pain. It's never fun having a upset stomach, and trust me, I suffer from IBS, so it happens a lot.

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hopsinlove17 26

Everybody gets sick OP, no need to feel super embarrassed. I hope for your speedy recovery(:

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DeviOomaki 9
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Hope you feel better soon OP

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bessiemay01 5
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Why would you keep going to the store? I'd turn around and dump the crap in the pot and hop in the shower.

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honeymoonroyale 20
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Lol yeah, I'm pretty sure there was a shower around lol

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