By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
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Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

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Sorry about your shitty day OP.

Welcome to FML, where this pun isn't even considered a pun anymore.

You must of had a crappy day!

Didn't #1 just attempt that pun?

I just have to say what's on my mind. This reminded me of the buy more ^^ awesome show!

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

It's not going to work if it failed for the person before you!

No shitty jokes. Jeeze man.

Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

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Hopefully, he got some laundry detergent with it.

the smell encompasses you

yerbduebeenehe 16

"Care to explain why you've shit your pants, sir?"

I think he just did actually.

Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

*Sacrificed. Remember, grammer are important.

What the shit, grammar is important*...

Sorry #25 but you can't say grammar is important and then fuck up the word grammar. That's just a douchebag move...

He was being sarcastic, look how he used 'are'.

I'm laughing my ass off at this FML. The actual one itself, and the comments. How do you guys not get that it was sarcasm?

Well, sorry for not beeing english, and typing in a hurry with an iPhone set to norwegian autocorrect, and then slipping on one letter. :)

arandomusernameaa 20

Go away grammar Nazi!

I think there is a country song about this. If not there should be.

"Have a shitty rest of the day, Miss!"

I am ashamed of that comment

OP, I know your pain. It's never fun having a upset stomach, and trust me, I suffer from IBS, so it happens a lot.

Everybody gets sick OP, no need to feel super embarrassed. I hope for your speedy recovery(:

Hope you feel better soon OP

Why would you keep going to the store? I'd turn around and dump the crap in the pot and hop in the shower.

Lol yeah, I'm pretty sure there was a shower around lol