By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 176
You deserved it 4 207

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

Comments

ThatFancyPenn 18

Welcome to FML, where this pun isn't even considered a pun anymore.

I just have to say what's on my mind. This reminded me of the buy more ^^ awesome show!

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

It's not going to work if it failed for the person before you!

Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

\ 28

Hopefully, he got some laundry detergent with it.

yerbduebeenehe 16

"Care to explain why you've shit your pants, sir?"

Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

*Sacrificed. Remember, grammer are important.

Wizardo 33

What the shit, grammar is important*...

Sorry #25 but you can't say grammar is important and then **** up the word grammar. That's just a douchebag move...

He was being sarcastic, look how he used 'are'.

ThatFancyPenn 18

I'm laughing my ass off at this FML. The actual one itself, and the comments. How do you guys not get that it was sarcasm?

Well, sorry for not beeing english, and typing in a hurry with an iPhone set to norwegian autocorrect, and then slipping on one letter. :)

arandomusernameaa 20
ThomasBombadil 31

I think there is a country song about this. If not there should be.

OP, I know your pain. It's never fun having a upset stomach, and trust me, I suffer from IBS, so it happens a lot.

hopsinlove17 26

Everybody gets sick OP, no need to feel super embarrassed. I hope for your speedy recovery(:

Why would you keep going to the store? I'd turn around and dump the crap in the pot and hop in the shower.

Lol yeah, I'm pretty sure there was a shower around lol