Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
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skilova4lifezzz
| 19
Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.
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Trym
| 7
Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!
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tanekdrachonae
| 19
Sorry about your shitty day OP.
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ThatFancyPenn
| 18
Welcome to FML, where this pun isn't even considered a pun anymore.
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ohnowhyme123
| 15
You must of had a crappy day!
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JustinKirby
| 20
Didn't #1 just attempt that pun?
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jolie21
| 18
I just have to say what's on my mind. This reminded me of the buy more ^^ awesome show!
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fksfsdhfsdfh
| 26
It's not going to work if it failed for the person before you!
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onlychildFTW
| 33
No shitty jokes. Jeeze man.
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skilova4lifezzz
| 19
Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.
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| 28
Hopefully, he got some laundry detergent with it.
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dingleberrysteve
| 6
the smell encompasses you
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yerbduebeenehe
| 16
"Care to explain why you've shit your pants, sir?"
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
I think he just did actually.
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Trym
| 7
Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!
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dachayke
| 16
*Sacrificed. Remember, grammer are important.
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Wizardo
| 33
What the shit, grammar is important*...
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Sorry #25 but you can't say grammar is important and then fuck up the word grammar. That's just a douchebag move...
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djkazic
| 5
He was being sarcastic, look how he used 'are'.
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ThatFancyPenn
| 18
I'm laughing my ass off at this FML. The actual one itself, and the comments. How do you guys not get that it was sarcasm?
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Trym
| 7
Well, sorry for not beeing english, and typing in a hurry with an iPhone set to norwegian autocorrect, and then slipping on one letter. :)
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arandomusernameaa
| 20
Go away grammar Nazi!
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ThomasBombadil
| 31
I think there is a country song about this. If not there should be.
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TheRoyalDog
| 10
"Have a shitty rest of the day, Miss!"
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TheRoyalDog
| 10
I am ashamed of that comment
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ilovefall10
| 21
OP, I know your pain. It's never fun having a upset stomach, and trust me,
I suffer from IBS, so it happens a lot.
I suffer from IBS, so it happens a lot.
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hopsinlove17
| 26
Everybody gets sick OP, no need to feel super embarrassed. I hope for your speedy recovery(:
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DeviOomaki
| 9
Hope you feel better soon OP
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bessiemay01
| 5
Why would you keep going to the store? I'd turn around and dump the crap in the pot and hop in the shower.
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honeymoonroyale
| 20
Lol yeah, I'm pretty sure there was a shower around lol