FML : Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy...

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 31 December 2014 18:22 / United States - Bessemer

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By skilova4lifezzz | 19

#5811902 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:15

Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

By Trym | 7

#5811905 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:16

Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

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By tanekdrachonae | 19

#5811892 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:11

Sorry about your shitty day OP.

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5812150 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 2:13

Welcome to FML, where this pun isn't even considered a pun anymore.

ohnowhyme123 | 15

#5812225 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:34

You must of had a crappy day!

JustinKirby | 20

#5812266 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 4:24

Didn't #1 just attempt that pun?

jolie21 | 18

#5812365 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:36

I just have to say what's on my mind. This reminded me of the buy more ^^ awesome show!

rossistboss | 25

#5812504 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:00

It's not going to work if it failed for the person before you!

onlychildFTW | 33

#5814000 - Thursday 2 January 2014 14:03

No shitty jokes. Jeeze man.

By skilova4lifezzz | 19

#5811902 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:15

Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

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#5811980 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:56

Hopefully, he got some laundry detergent with it.

dingleberrysteve | 6

#5812911 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 18:13

the smell encompasses you

By jesswuvs2laf | 16

#5811904 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:15

"Care to explain why you've shit your pants, sir?"

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5812092 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 1:10

I think he just did actually.

By Trym | 7

#5811905 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:16

Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

dachayke | 16

#5811986 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 0:02

*Sacrificed. Remember, grammer are important.

Wizardo | 33

#5812058 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 0:43

What the shit, grammar is important*...

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5812094 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 1:11

Sorry #25 but you can't say grammar is important and then fuck up the word grammar. That's just a douchebag move...

djkazic | 5

#5812102 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 1:21

He was being sarcastic, look how he used 'are'.

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5812153 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 2:15

I'm laughing my ass off at this FML. The actual one itself, and the comments. How do you guys not get that it was sarcasm?

Trym | 7

#5812202 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:05

Well, sorry for not beeing english, and typing in a hurry with an iPhone set to norwegian autocorrect, and then slipping on one letter. :)

ajh1551 | 14

#5812703 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 13:00

Go away grammar Nazi!

By ThomasBombadil | 31

#5811906 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:16

I think there is a country song about this. If not there should be.

By TheRoyalDog | 10

#5811928 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:22

"Have a shitty rest of the day, Miss!"

TheRoyalDog | 10

#5811955 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:33

I am ashamed of that comment

By ilovefall10 | 21

#5811937 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:26

OP, I know your pain. It's never fun having a upset stomach, and trust me,
I suffer from IBS, so it happens a lot.

By hopsinlove17 | 26

#5811941 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:28

Everybody gets sick OP, no need to feel super embarrassed. I hope for your speedy recovery(:

By DeviOomaki | 9

#5811947 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:30

Hope you feel better soon OP

By bessiemay01 | 5

#5811950 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 23:31

Why would you keep going to the store? I'd turn around and dump the crap in the pot and hop in the shower.

honeymoonroyale | 20

#5812236 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:48

Lol yeah, I'm pretty sure there was a shower around lol

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