Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
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Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
Today, I'm aging, so it’s clear my ball skin has got more rough, and I can't even shave anymore without bad razor burn. Well, I tried Nair for the first time. My balls are now severely chemically burned and blistered. It was just 4 minutes of Nair! I was finally getting my sex drive back after a divorce, so I was trying to be ready just in case. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
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ThomasBombadil 31
Great balls of fire! That's what you get for waxing down there.
that_band_nerd 22
You've heard how much it hurts normal skin, did it ever occur that sensitive skin like balls would hurt even more?
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Comments (131)
nitrog100 21
You completely deserved it. Did you not realize that you can't wax your marble bag? I get that it's not necessarily intuitive, but you'll find more dentists that recommend sugared gum than you will people that think that that'd work. Shave, don't yank.
Capt_Air713 13
Why would you wax your balls..? Like maybe somewhere else atlease.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Check whether you still have them. These waxing tapes can stick pretty well.
Jabberwockyy 13
I don't believe it is advised to wax your balls but rather to wax the pubic area where most of the hair is. The male scrotum is highly sensitive, as you obviously know, and even with shaving you have to be extremely careful.
Xotoolyxo 16
Were your balls that hairy for it to be Necessary to Put wax on? Ouch
dawood_k 27
Well I guess it wasn't just "wax on wax off".
ayyeitsanderson 11
You dont wax your nutsack you fool! XD
Fuaaad1994 31
Why on earth would you wax your balls??
tyler_mcdolan 10
How the hell would you even be able to wax your balls... Seems like it'd rip your scrotum apart
worldclassrager 39
Why wax there? I mean I know some men wax their chest but that's drastic...