Love, Work, Money and Proposal: High value male - FML

High value male

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 10:00

Today, my boyfriend has been fired from Amazon, rejected by the army, deactivated from Uber, and quit his fast food job. He also proposed. FML

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You deserved it 357

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 903

You deserved it 16 320

By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 905

You deserved it 3 213

By jenA - 12/07/2012 02:40 - United States

Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 462

You deserved it 2 679

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 168

You deserved it 4 518

By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 678

You deserved it 4 319

Bad timing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 074

You deserved it 3 755

Before I forget…

By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 18:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 253

You deserved it 81

Hold up

By Username - 23/03/2011 16:16 - Japan

Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 001

You deserved it 23 329

By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 228

You deserved it 14 845

By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 042

You deserved it 1 385

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Top comments

Shzusuziq11 11

Sunday 7 August 2022 15:39

run away. run away now

Yudith 24

Sunday 7 August 2022 14:28

You know, having a stay-at-home husband is not as bad as it seems. Provided that he does the cooking, cleaning, listening, and gardening a stay-at-home wife does.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 August 2022 10:58

He probably is anticipating that his remuneration as your full-time gigolo will be better than a bunch of odd jobs. The life of a kept man!

Yudith 24

Sunday 7 August 2022 14:28

You know, having a stay-at-home husband is not as bad as it seems. Provided that he does the cooking, cleaning, listening, and gardening a stay-at-home wife does.

core01 30

Monday 8 August 2022 5:01

The one's who cant hold jobs also wont do any household jobs either.

Shzusuziq11 11

Sunday 7 August 2022 15:39

run away. run away now

poopface82 19

Sunday 7 August 2022 20:42

I can’t be the only one who thinks there’s some kind of mental health issue going on here.

Fairla31 6

Sunday 7 August 2022 20:48

You need to R.U.N do not have kids I repeat safe sex with him

Crowned Sataness 12

Sunday 7 August 2022 21:21

he's fully ready for you to completely support him. run, and ffs do not get pregnant

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 7 August 2022 23:33

He seems to be a rare specimen! Make sure you don't lose him! Good luck!!

AzraelAngelus 15

Monday 8 August 2022 2:50

Hope you said no

core01 30

Monday 8 August 2022 5:01

This one's defective. Throw him back.

Brightside86 30

Wednesday 10 August 2022 6:58

All of those jobs kind of suck anyways and are basically just traps for the poor/unskilled/unexperienced...except sometimes the Army. If things are otherwise good maybe see what it would take to get a real job. As a side note I just found out Lime pays $5 per scooter to charge and drop off some people on reddit are making 55k+ a year doing that. Also it's easy to make money going to garage/estate/book sales and just selling things online for a profit. Shouldn't take much to match the $16.50 or w/e those jobs offer.

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Today, the token of appreciation from my husband after paying off his student loan debt, being his support system when his mother died, and cooking and cleaning for his ass everyday, is him getting my sister pregnant. FML

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