By davetherave1983 - 09/09/2015 05:09 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
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9a_1z 12
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I thought everyone had read that amusing amazon review from the guy who nair-ed his balls. I believe it ended with 'DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.'. The internet is trying to help you man.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Just what kind of kitchen accidents do you get into?

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HrothgarXII 21
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A valuable life experience.

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farozzz 7
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Didn't you read the instructions ?

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trucker2 33

Men think they know everything,

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Mike592 18
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Except that it was his girlfriend that did it XD

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Selene1090 26
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I've used nair before and followed the directions carefully and still got really bad burns. And I don't have sensitive skin, nor was I allergic to any of the ingredients.

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shay_serendipity 29
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Bit of a backfire in your statement there, 25

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farozzz 7
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Except you don't apply it on sensitive areas like balls ..

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SneakySlayer 15
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Your missing one word there my GIRLFRIEND decided to nair

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Misskreher 30

they make Nair for "down there"

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Headcrab 29
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Well that's one more thing off the bucket list...

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9a_1z 12
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I thought everyone had read that amusing amazon review from the guy who nair-ed his balls. I believe it ended with 'DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.'. The internet is trying to help you man.

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Mike592 18
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Do you have a link?

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Stooby61 18
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/reviews/B000KKNQBK

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weswheatley 14
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You, my friend are what they call a saint

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Redoxx_fml 22

Just what kind of kitchen accidents do you get into?

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derangedplanet 23
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I'm thinking that's far too innocent for this deal.

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redrain567 16
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Just be ballsy and stick through it, OP.

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worldclassrager 39
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Just skip the balls or use scissors...you learned that that hard way..

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texaskitty86 25
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That sucks but you also deserve it. The instructions for Nair clearly say NOT to use it there.

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whynotbliss 18
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Only three reasons to nair ones balls, love, vanity, and a dare... Lesson learned, for you and the readers! Some icy hot would have helped soothe the injury ?. Cooking accident?! Don't cook bacon naked is a great rule. Learn that! I reiterate to the readers and you, read directions before plopping substances on ones genitals... It helps save FMLs.

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sstahpp 33
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If less people Naired their balls imagine how bored we'd be. There would be nothing to laugh at and make us feel better about our lives.

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Grayness_ 26
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Maybe you left it on for too long or you're allergic to a certain chemical they use. I never have a problem with Nair lol. Feel better tho.

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