Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
Today, I'm aging, so it’s clear my ball skin has got more rough, and I can't even shave anymore without bad razor burn. Well, I tried Nair for the first time. My balls are now severely chemically burned and blistered. It was just 4 minutes of Nair! I was finally getting my sex drive back after a divorce, so I was trying to be ready just in case. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
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Top comments
ThomasBombadil 31
Great balls of fire! That's what you get for waxing down there.
that_band_nerd 22
You've heard how much it hurts normal skin, did it ever occur that sensitive skin like balls would hurt even more?
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Comments (131)
Culpion 3
Shaving is probably the better option. I don't know about the others out there, but I and my lady friends appreciate and like when guys shave. If I'm expected to shave down there, I'm going to expect my boyfriend to too.
October3461 12
oh gosh that hurt me. and I'm a girl. *shudders* just do what my fiancée does shave don't wax op
grgnyce 8
Dude, don't EVER Ever EVER wax your balls!!! EVER!!!!!!!!
revidffum69 22
Using Nair can be super painful if you wipe hard with a rough towel. You have to be very gentle with your sack. Microfiber towel/cloth wet, rubbing very lightly and as little as possible. Smooth as a baby, with no blood or pain.
MikeyScene420 17
Dumbass
xSunnyOlivia 17
Now you know how girls feel, even though we wax everything, from eyebrows to vaginas. I actually don't feel that bad..
r00nie 10
didn't know girls waxed balls
touch_phobia 13
While the female pubic area is sensitive, it isn't as sensitive as the males testicles. And women don't HAVE to wax down there.
touch_phobia 13
or anywhere, really
JokersHQ 21
Make sure you have a delicate hand and a good pain resistance. Also, if you do it wrong it can cause more pain than intended. That sucks man! But trust me it will get better
Shadowvoid 33
So I guess the New Year balls weren't the only ones to drop today...
Duck645 12
Did someone tell you this was a good idea? I can't imagine how burning your balls could be worth not having hair down there.
Llamanator9913 16
you did it wrong... sorry though :-(