Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
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Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
How dare you correct your teacher, OP?! Don't you know they are ALWAYS right, even when they are wrong? Tsk tsk, you definitely deserved this! But, seriously, what a douche of a teacher.
HowieDoIt 21
Woodrow teacher really be that stupid?
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Comments (107)
martinfml 8
You should have already known that teachers are always right, even though they're dumb asses.
Bluepies 24
Sadly, most teachers are more concerned with being in charge and in control than they are with actually teaching. And being a former teacher myself, I can attest that this approach is encouraged by the administration and the education system. I became a teacher because I wanted to make a difference. I left because I knew I couldn't.
artsyfultastic 10
He was alive for WWI y'all
militarybrat 21
pleasssse read the previous comments. you will understand then.
NoFlippinWai 24
and these people teach us. my favorite is my english teacher consistantly misusing "there" "their" and "they're"
JACKxRAWR 22
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Give stupid, stubborn people power and you're brewing an utter shitstorm.
AlexiAwesome 10
Knowledge is power. But not today.
herironman 2
I hate ignorant teachers._.
wvcheesehead1 9
When it comes to such a critique, you should have addressed your instructor one on one and put them in the position of correcting themselves. This allows them to correct the inaccurate info, and still maintain the illusion of superiority before the students. This teacher was a stooge but you both could have handled it better.
dodzin 9
I would call to a local school board and teachers college. She needs to be reconsidered with her credentials.
daydreamer244 13
sometimes it's better to just be quiet and let others make themselves look stupid.