Think it through

By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 23:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML

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You deserved it 1 187

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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You deserved it 23 832

By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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You deserved it 2 550

By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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You deserved it 6 095

By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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You deserved it 4 873

Cuteness overload

By Cpm - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

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You deserved it 5 212

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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You deserved it 1 233

By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 343

You deserved it 2 560

Ahmed Sakr 16

Friday 15 May 2020 3:15

So you really fell for her

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 15 May 2020 0:57

She's a knockout.

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bloopaloop 27

Thursday 14 May 2020 23:50

Soooo WHAT DID SHE SAY???

ajh1800 25

Thursday 14 May 2020 23:52

I hope she said yes!! This will make a really cute memory in the future 🤗

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 15 May 2020 0:57

She's a knockout.

Cocoapelli 23

Friday 15 May 2020 3:07

Well, he's also a pushover XD

Cocoapelli 23

Friday 15 May 2020 3:07

Yes, but he's a pushover XD

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 17 May 2020 4:46

Hopefully he didn't become a doormat.

Ahmed Sakr 16

Friday 15 May 2020 3:15

So you really fell for her

sickerthanyou 13

Friday 15 May 2020 6:58

Hopefully she said no. Enough “dees” in the world

alex_jaguara 32

Friday 15 May 2020 7:32

Do no marry, man. Might end badly.

MamaChey 24

Friday 15 May 2020 11:15

I have never in my life seen exterior doors the open outward.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 17 May 2020 4:48

My front door does. Scares the shit out of people, but I open it slowly so I don't get accused of hitting them on purpose.

ViviMage 39

Saturday 16 May 2020 2:53

"Will you m-*twhack!*

dahthunderbird 8

Sunday 17 May 2020 23:23

i hope the door said yes

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