Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 14:00

Today my dad asked if he could walk me down the aisle at my wedding. I was just too speechless to respond. He asked me on my doorstep, at 2 a.m., which was also our first ever meeting since he abandoned my mom when she was 5 months pregnant with me, and just disappeared for 28 years. FML
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Thaylok 17

Ummm, let me think on that. Hard Pass unless there is a $600,000 cash wedding gift attached after 10 years of serious parenting time. Basically, no money can make up for 28 years of lost time.

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RichardPencil 30

Hell, no. Then, an extended version of a Jim Carrrey, "La-hoo ze-er." Then, "Na na na na, hey hey, good-bye."

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Thaylok 17

Ummm, let me think on that. Hard Pass unless there is a $600,000 cash wedding gift attached after 10 years of serious parenting time. Basically, no money can make up for 28 years of lost time.

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RichardPencil 30

Hell, no. Then, an extended version of a Jim Carrrey, "La-hoo ze-er." Then, "Na na na na, hey hey, good-bye."

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Hangryko 26

Restraining order.

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Chazzster 26

If you have a stepdad or someone else like that, the answer should be a hard no regardless of anything else. If your birth father can afford it and you are looking for someone to pay for you wedding, then possibly you might be tempted to accept his offer - But get the check first and make sure it’s good. Personally I don’t advocate such a thing, but different people have different values.

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xaddrus 17

hope you shut the door in his face

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