By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
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Roevera 14

well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.

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snowmount07 6

It's alright, it'll stop eventually

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snowmount07 6

It's alright, it'll stop eventually

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GovernorGeneral 8

LOL. Not unless he stops excersizing it won't. Haha.

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kevint9911 15

No worries, as long as the neighbors don't complain, I say free vibrating chairs

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GovernorGeneral 8

My very first thumbs down in one of the previous comments. I only joined a couple hours ago >:U

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Exorcising is not for the faint of heart. Those demons are going to take the house down with them if they have to.

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xSonic 9

That was the story of LAST year buddy :)

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Keyman1212 14

There were two earthquakes in Ohio today, but you're in Illinois so no excuse for you there! However I do commend you on trying, the first step is always the hardest! Every little bit counts OP, and the FML community is supporting your decision to start exercising! I am too bright and ******* chipper at 2:34am...

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GovernorGeneral 8

Lol over here it's 3:37 am right now. Imagine how im feeling ._. should probably go to sleep... Dx

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Jamialia 5

Are you the one that sent the earth quakes to Japan?

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princessbits 17

At least you're trying to loose weight, OP. Good for you!

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cheefer 0

123- once it's out of American news, it's fair game.

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white16sox 19

59, you think the rest of Illinois didn't feel that? I thought my roof was gonna cave in because the shaking was so violent.

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whosays1 7

It's a good start, there's a first time for everything :)

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CowOven 7

169- ...that when she passes by the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

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Roevera 14

well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.

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omfg_creepers 8

Because your bull shitty comment makes mine irrelevant. People just bullshit like this so they can be at the top.

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slushpup9696 12

29 - Ooh, you're gonna be downvoted so hard...

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I apologize in advance for the overused phrase, but I've never seen a better time for it than this moment. 29- You mad bro?

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xShannonxSammyx 7

What? 3 is right. OP's good for realizing they are overweight, and need to change. That's better than the morbidly obese people who sit around and watch TV all day.

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Roevera 14

haha what did 29 say that got him moderated?

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Jaxx66 21

Dammit. The comment got moderated before I could see what it said. >:( I hate that. So curious!!! OP! It's ok :) work on your diet too, it'll save your house a bit of work.

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Keyman1212 14

OP and the guy who bullshitted himself into staying inside till it was dark so he didn't have to run need to get together and be workout buddies. Outside. In the sunlight. Not causing tremors.

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Zeppelin1969 5

Yeah, see the more you exercise, the less your house shakes. Good luck OP.

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zombicidal 11

come on we all know its just because it the new year OP is exercising

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taytay6510 6

For some odd reason when I read this i thought of PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

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MrsPegg 45

And for some strange reason, after I read your comment "Scarlet Takes A Tumble" comes to mine. ;)

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whitey317 0

Is that a fat joke? ):

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MrsPegg 45

56: Of course not! I, of all people, should know better than that!

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Keyman1212 14

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!! - Billy Mays (RIP)

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ladyLALAA 28

Peanut butter! Jelly! Peanut butter! Jelly!

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jroxursox1 10

And for some reason reading this made my day!!

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ClassyCommando 13

Good, assert your dominance. It's a morale booster.

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cathyfang1533 12

Literally bring the house down...like a boss

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nativepimp 1

There are some fat people on fml....

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darien987 1

Atleast you tried excercising...

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btnhdude 0

That sounded like an incredibly funny ass joke.

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SecretMe00 5

Been there done that, OP. At least we try!

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guy24 9

Yeah too bad the earthquake made OP quit exercising...

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bizarre_ftw 21

Earthquake or jelly donuts?

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

I think they would prefer jelly rolls. :)

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ClassyCommando 13

jelly trolls, more like... ... God, I have to stop making these terrible puns.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Speaking of terrible puns. The word "punny" makes me wince every time I see it.

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derpster 7

78- that's punny... *slaps hands over mouth* i am SOO sorry!

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ClassyCommando 13

Absolutely, almost as bad as "hey guyz im new 2FML wut do OP mean?" Infuriating.

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ClassyCommando 13

And don't even get me started on "shitty situation". *grinds teeth*

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GoW_Chick 14

Doesn't that just really grind your gears Yeah I know I'm not punny isn't this such a shitty situation but man I am nu 2 FML wat does OP mean again

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blackstar994 5

I actually don't know and iv been trying to figure it out for weeks! Dx

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Littlemiss__LOL 0

original poster

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Torva_fml 16

Optimum penetration.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Hey 81 >.> I said im new to fml and i also asked what OP means like 2 days ago lol But i dont type like that.... No ones answered me yet so here comes the question again for the third time : What does OP mean ? C:

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dedd4 0

Bizarre. Im just going to have to point out, you have a pimple on your tit. Good luck with that, yea.

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Scoutly91 0

Well it doesn't look like you have much room to talk yourself....

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blackout23 4

Wow there must have been a small earthquake that happened at the sometime you started

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EminGH 7

And stopped right as s/he stopped? Maybe it even went up a couple points on the Richter Scale every time s/he came down from a jump...

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xxJonaKillsxx 8

Or she could have thin walls? I live in an apartment and if you jump, the floors and the walls shake.

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xxJonaKillsxx 8

Houses can have thin walls as well. And the floors can be thin if you aren't on ground level.

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StarWolf111 21

Umm I weigh 90 pounds and when I jump, I can make my house shake too...

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blackstar994 5

57- I live in an apartment, and I call it my house. And your comment was retarded.

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