By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
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spaerro 8

I bet realizing someone wasn't outside your window was a real weight off your shoulders.

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DocBastard 38

You really want to get in shape? Then forget the weights and go catch that ************!

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spaerro 8

I bet realizing someone wasn't outside your window was a real weight off your shoulders.

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Stalkerloo 11

They should probably take some time to reflect over their mistake, with a large price of chocolate cake.

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dre9889 4

I bet the price of that mistake is weighing on you now.

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oj101 33

His reflection must have been so big, he would have overwhelmed himself by his sheer size.

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spaerro 8

How dare you guys thumb me down. That was a phenomenal display of humor. Where's Perdix when you need him?

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Futacy 29

23- yes, that would be OP's username -_-

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shaagy2760 13

If my eyes are deceiving me 25 u have 8 thumbs up

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Teyros 24

The trolls passing by have yet again taken their toll on the FML audience.

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spaerro 8

28, it was a joke. Lighten up, please.

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Stalkerloo 11

36- Don't try and joke about thumbs. It translates terribly.

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TheRandomIndian 17

36 jokes are meant to be funny

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lilhellian 26

25 Set down the viewing device. Get some warm milk. Relax. And simply not give a **** about it. Most of us don't care about the thumbs, but simply making someone smile or chuckle.

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free2speak 14

Agree with 44. I have gotten thumbed down for very well stated comments (or at least I thought they were) and thumbed up into 100's for quite a few. Doesn't make me sad/happy, either way.

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gracehi 31

A weight off his shoulders...and onto his foot.

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DLT_fml 20

I can't believe it took that long for someone to finish the pun!

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connerwonner 7

No it turned out to be just a boo boo.

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mb2_native 15

Well it depends on the weight if it was painful or not, ya never know

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haha_funny_me 7

I have to admit, my heart has skipped a beat when seeing my reflection when it's dark outside.

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Lennes 12

I applaud you for the attempt, it was merely the result which was unfortunate.

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nictransitglory 4

OP needs to work his balls out first it seems.

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DocBastard 38

You really want to get in shape? Then forget the weights and go catch that ************!

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mb2_native 15

Try sewing it back to your feet, then you wouldn't have to chase it

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kenleybunch 15

Never ending work out. I like it. Personally I think I would do well being on a treadmill with a snickers bar dangling in front of me :)

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mb2_native 15

Yea, wasn't really thinking when I wrote my comments that day. Everyone has those days don't they? It's a learning experience not to comment when I have those days. I'm going to go back to my spinning chair. Any day is a good day with spinning chairs.

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Epsilonyx 15

I'm sure you've seen plenty of fat people. Now get back to exercising, Cole.

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Epsilonyx 15

From The Sixth Sense. :)

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Epsilonyx 15

It wasn't too dumb, if you noticed OP's name. But oh we'll.

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Epsilonyx 15

*well...autocorrect.

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FailBear920 19

Is that your reaction for seeing someone out your window all the time?

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lilhellian 26

And you don't look physical, just a manifestation of what exists because we percieve it to exist. Mr. Darkness.

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MrPlopper 9

I'm a hurricane! Or a pile of shit, not sure

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cicpjaky 6

Keep calm and carry on

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LolPieRofl 11

Get back to exercising so you can be strong and catch the bastard who did this to you!

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