Health: Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

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By sarah - 14/07/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 23:01 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By FlabbyPants - 06/01/2015 02:51 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake, I ran down 21 flights of stairs, only to find out it was a false alarm. My legs are on fire, and I can barely walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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Roevera 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.

snowmount07 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:53

It's alright, it'll stop eventually

Comments

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:39

This sounds like one of those cliché "your momma" jokes ... "your momma so fat that when she walks car alarms go off."

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:02

More like, "You're so fat when you exercise, the neighbours go, "EARTHQUAKE!!!!"." OP, get the house inspected, just incase!

FruityLoooons 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:52

I'm not gonna lie, I laughed a little. But hey man, at least you're starting. Most people put it off for tommorow. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the---well, you see where I'm driving at.

xxkimmyt 9

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:53

At least you tried! :)

Snow_Daisy 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:58

Yikes! Foundation failure, eh? *wink, wink*

RuneRifle 22

Tuesday 3 January 2012 10:10

Using a treadmill when exercising isn't the best motivation for you I guess. Try cycling, I guess that won't shake the house and will boost your motivation :)