CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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Comments (193)
s_me_ashley 2
well at least you tried but common don't make the guy do it =] it's not his style
ObeyTheSnarf 0
That... is... awesome...!
unknown_2313 0
that's where Valentines day originated.
malakai42 0
Your boyfriend rocks.
mikrav 0
Your boyfriend is awesome!
Ariel881 0
You have no sense of humor and are just stuck up. I hope he dumps you.
0p3nl0v3 0
Shut the **** up u attention seeking slutbag. Ydi for begging him for an orgasmic carf
ily1210 10
ydi for whining and then complaining when he does something hilarious. i wouldve laughed so hard if i got that. you shouldn't have complainined in the first place if you were just going to get annoyed after -.-
FockinA 0
get pregnant that'll show him.
Frank155 5
You wanted something, you got something. YDI.