CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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monnanon 14
Ok you really deserve it for begging for a valentines card. If you didnt want to celebrate a holiday and your boyfriend forced you would you do it?? Be thankful that he went to the trouble of finding a card for that festival I can guarrantee it was much harder than finding a crappy red heart card. At least lupercalia actually means something unlike valentines day. Your boyfriend seems like a keeper to me.
lindsaylikeomg 0
tell him if he's encouraging fertility then he'll be happy you're pregnant with his baby! that'll show him.
d4m4s74 12
be glad he decapitate himself (You're either celebrating the day saint valentine got decapitated or lupercalia on valentines day (it's not known which of the two))
bootje 5
Your boyfriend has a sense of humour.
newsgit 0
*takes off clothes* *grabs goatskin hanging by the door* USER newsgit HAS LOGGED OUT
youthink_fml 0
YDI for begging for a stupid card on a certain day of the year because some card company told you you need one. Now don't forget steak and ******* day on March 14.
chronicwanker 4
why is valentines SO IMPORTANT to you? It's probably the least important of all gift-giving/celebratory days on the calendar. ******* grow up and get over it
suzieq181218 0
ahaha. don't ever try and change your boyfriend. you so deserved it you dumb ass.
flyer_fan13 0
this is hilarious!
redherring79 0
TOOOO funny!!!