FML : Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

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Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By IlikeGreenPlants - / Thursday 26 November 2009 02:41 / United States

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By Ninjaface | 0

#688916 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:10

You might want to check up on your boyfriend/husband too. Remember, if the smell of bacon doesn't get him to stir, then you've been screwing a mannequin.

By Maxine17 | 8

#688914 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:10

One of the few FML's nowadays where I actually laughed out loud. Nice one!

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By beanstalk0311 | 0

#688906 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:06

That's just plain stupidity on your part haha

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spiderman0606 | 0

#689143 - Thursday 26 November 2009 01:07

THIS IS A MLIA. GET OUTTA TOWN, TRAITOR.

By jen_jen | 0

#688910 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:08

did yoy buy it yourself??

By tennisplayer_fml | 0

#688913 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:10

that sucks

By Maxine17 | 8

#688914 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:10

One of the few FML's nowadays where I actually laughed out loud. Nice one!

By Ninjaface | 0

#688916 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:10

You might want to check up on your boyfriend/husband too. Remember, if the smell of bacon doesn't get him to stir, then you've been screwing a mannequin.

By rinnychan | 2

#688918 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:13

This was just posted a few days ago.

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rachelxx | 0

#688970 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:20

.

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uxoriouswidow | 0

#689137 - Thursday 26 November 2009 01:01

On MLIA...

By reapfml | 0

#688919 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:14

how do you not notice?

By el_erico | 0

#688921 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:14

Your life sucks even more because you posted this from MLIA. http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/308707

By iMatter | 0

#688924 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:15

Wow, that really sucks; must of been an extreamly realistic plant for it to trick you that long…

By Jeremyy_fml | 0

#688926 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:15

haha idiot

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