Kids: Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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The heat is on

By Emma - 17/03/2021 22:59

Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML

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fatalkiss 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:52

He's 6... that is all.

quadder 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:54

time for a bigger tv

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fatalkiss 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:52

He's 6... that is all.

markymark1429 8

Friday 20 May 2011 9:05

he's 6 and he knows how to say television...

LetItRise 0

Friday 20 May 2011 9:13

kids will be kids, better get a bigger tv

Awesome_Guy2468 0

Friday 20 May 2011 13:46

I wonder if he went..........

adamcole20 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:16

he's fat that's all

soketgo 0

Friday 20 May 2011 23:04

seems easily bought

kofinater 3

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:32

reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes

hiphopchick7 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 3:20

@1 I agree, and plus the neighbors will send him back anyways

quadder 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:54

time for a bigger tv

whiteboy7thst 2

Friday 20 May 2011 14:02

Or some Popsicles in the basement..

FMLandurstoo 9

Friday 20 May 2011 14:31

Popsicles are always good.

silver0jay 11

Friday 20 May 2011 21:16

I pictured the old man from Family Guy saying that to the six year old boy. Haha.

FMLandurstoo 9

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:08

That's because I am Herbert...

LolaD18 1

Friday 20 May 2011 8:57

Win him over, buy him a robot. Or a girlfriend, you know how they are at that age.

Taurusbaybe 8

Friday 20 May 2011 9:02

They want girlfriends at that age? What has this world come to?! D:

Randuhh_17 4

Friday 20 May 2011 9:24

yeah...I thought this was still the age where boys think girls have cooties... and girls think boys have cooties??.. this kid is skippin some steps...

NYC_Yoshi 3

Friday 20 May 2011 10:30

I had my first crush at 4.

alaskasfml 0

Friday 20 May 2011 12:34

boys start hitting on women, yes women- not little girls their own age, at the innocent age of 3 or 4 at least. not gonna lie, it's creepy.

Deadshot108 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:21

24-ditto

IbanezSprinter 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:57

that means dad better get a bigger TV....hahaha that's cute though since he's only 6

fatalkiss 0

Friday 20 May 2011 9:58

No, it's bratty & materialistic for being only 6.

Iskaria 0

Friday 20 May 2011 10:35

Yes it is materialistic - which he probably learnt from his parents in the first place. A whopping YDI :3

Kawboy 1

Friday 20 May 2011 9:02

smart kid!

ronniefitzgerrel 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:51

nice Tat that's exactly what I want to get on my arm!! I'm jealous.

Sexy_Kisses14 8

Friday 10 August 2012 5:19

Nice abs ;)

txgirl2013 14

Friday 20 May 2011 9:08

get a bigger Tv..problem solved

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 20 May 2011 14:18

My friend wanted an animal just like the one in your pic... and she lives in texas... coincidence?

cldean24 4

Friday 20 May 2011 15:26

I want to know what that thing is.

joshijosh 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 2:18

its what asians call "dinner."

TheMonica 0

Friday 20 May 2011 9:09

Ahh, kids. So innocent. So honest. So able to be won over with 'things'.

Zeek63 0

Friday 20 May 2011 14:16

like Popsicles and free candy in the nice mans van

FMLandurstoo 9

Friday 20 May 2011 14:34

I'm the man in the van.

Michigan_Girl 0

Friday 20 May 2011 9:19

LOL smart kid!

Blueglasscup 18

Friday 20 May 2011 9:32

I'm guessing the meeting went well? Cheer up OP! At least he didn't embarrass you when you guys went to meet the neighbours and they'll probably find it cute... Hopefully.