CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
Top comments
gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (193)
icertainlysuck 0
YDI, you whinning ungrateful ****
dugumit 0
that's why u get for being a whiney demanding lil bitch!
onnielief 4
Since your Dutch "doe niet zo dom, Lupercalia is het origineel van Valentijnsdag" translation Don't be a dumbass, Lupercalia is the original Valentines day! Really, all those people complaining about not having the perfect valentinesday should seriously have their heads examined!
skyeyez9 25
I usually get chocolates or a bag of jelly belly beans (30 flavor variety) for V day. But that's actually pretty funny he sent you a card celebrating nekkid men running amok in the streets, whipping each other with goat skins. Don't get uptight about it. your bf has a sense of humor.
skyeyez9 25
LOL, I guess the Hallmark company has a card for Every occassion. Anyways, Happy Lupercalia Day.
Hiropon 0
Eheheh. Nekkid desu ne~ xDD
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Stop using Japanglish (a mixture of Japanese and English that shows lack of any actual knowledge of the Japanase language). Either use Japanese correctly, or don't use it at all. As a student that is studying Japanese, I'm aggravated. For one thing, you used the slang version of the English word naked. Error number one. You didn't even bother using the entire language and decided to mix it up. Another thing, your little phrase translates to "Naked, isn't it?" which I'm sure isn't what you were trying to say. Sorry. I don't mean to sound like a bitch, but that annoys me. My comment to you probably sounds more mean than it's meant to -_-'
MermaidSongXOXO 6
My point: If you don't know Japanese, don't use it ^_^' Sorry I sound rude.
lonewolfxxx 0
I agree.
EllyH 0
Don't try to force your boyfriend to be something he isn't...
k0Bb19 0
...& you're STILL not happy; s k a n k
MacOSXpert 7
YDI for being with a stupid guy like him. Seriously? Hating Valentines?? What a ******* loser.
GiganTronic 0
Hey, giving valentines sucks balls. I certainly hate it.
mooshibear140 4
happy Lupercalia! :D and your boyfriend is really funny. [;