CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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The__Redneck 7
Your boyfriend is either an ass or a neo-pagan. Either way, you should dump the loser.
C_Renae_F 0
at least your boyfriend ha a sense of humor :P
summerdaze316 0
Lupercalia is the old name for mardi gras
Thoureau 0
Is it bad that the first thing I noticed about this FML is that it's definitely more than 300 characters? Also, this isn't an FML. More like IMMD.
Blue_Black_fml 21
OP you are so shallow, ignorant and a loser...if you researched further, you would realize that this was the original celebration of this holiday before the death of St. Valentine, whom Valentine's day follow his name, who died for his love of God...the holiday now is just a way for businesses to make money...i would break up with you if i was your boyfriend
The__Redneck 7
She's shallow, ignorant, and a loser for expecting her boyfriend to pay some attention to her on Valentine's day instead of play a dumbass prank? If you were her boyfriend, I'd laugh at her for hooking up with you in the first place.
pink_shades 0
haha best holiday/festival everrrr.
LemonStarship 5
awesome
cyberotter 0
Your boyfriend is a win mam. a win.
nofxtime 0
Her boyfriend is ten types of awesome.
ImRawrtastic 0
lol agreed #17