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Roses are red Violets are blue Poems usually rhyme This one doesn't Btw Op I'm at home with the flu and my mom never gave me a card.

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I love getting stuff from my mom, I know she loves me. :') Your mom loves you, appreciate it while you still have it.

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Me? Thank you sir/madame for agreeing with me. You see, this whole time i've been telling everyone about me inventing the lightbulb, the AR-15, and the iPod. No one believed me, everyone thought I was crazy. Thank you once again for agreeing with me. Now I must share the secrets of my life and my newly found religion: Cynicalism. No turning back now. If you do, you will die a painful death...

Maybe it's from the Easter Bunny, or Santa, or Sasquatch, or the World Series Champion Chicago Cubs, or any other fictional character.

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Seriously, that's what moms are for. My grandparents always gave me a box of chocolate for valentines day. But this year I'm across the country from my family, so I'm not getting anything. Instead of complaining, op should be happy.

your mom will always love you. mine lives pretty far away, so I only get to see her once or twice a year. you're lucky, OP... I wish I could see mine more often.

Your secret admirer probably asked your mom to write the card for him. Too bad your mysterious lover is a bit of a wuss.

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