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Seconded- if I got a creepy valentine, I'd be flattered! Cus you know- I haven't gotten a valentine since elementary.

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- I bet if he wasn't weird then you would think it was funny because I have seen this card online and I thought it was funny- it's supposed to be "if you ever get mauled but a bear with chainsaw hands I hope he stays away from your face because you're cute."

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You guys never heard that before? :0 "I hope if you get mauled by a bear with chainsaws for arms, he stays away from your face cause you're cute"

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That's so sweet! So he's the "weirdest kid in school"? That generally means they're socially awkward. He likely doesn't know the socially acceptable ways to flirt, and was simply expressing himself in the only way he could think of. Be flattered that someone so awkward had the guts to give YOU such an expression.

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It isn't that original though, I've seen the pic online a couple of times, although then it says: "If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face because I think you're cute"

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I got that exact card for valentines day when I was in high school around 2004/2005. I saw it floating around multiple times after I got it myself--it's really common around the internet and it surprises me that not more people recognize it. Not really "hipster" to make note of that

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Agreed, I dated the "school freak" and everyone made fun of him. We dated for 3 great years, and were best friends for 5. They can turn out to be pretty amazing people, those "weirdos".

Wh-what? He sends you something nice and you have this sort of reaction? All I can really do is YDI, since there's no "where exactly is the FML, here?" button.

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Okaaaaaaay. Clicked on the rules. "Please don't post any comments which question the validity of an FML (accusing the original poster of submitting a fake story, or arguing that an anecdote is "not FML worthy" or "even "not an FML" based solely on your own personal intuition or opinion isn't very fair. Furthermore, it ruins the other users' reading experience)." Honestly, this rule is a load of rubbish. it's not like I'm being rude when I post.

Send one back saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, I want u 2 suck my phalanges xoxo" with a picture of Nicolas Cage's face on a cupcake.

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