CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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Comments (193)
MetalCraze 11
Your boyfriend is awesome! hope he dumps you and finds someone with a sense of humor.
Aah_Zombies 0
Ahahahah, your boyfriend is a winner. Give him props for knowing about the roots of this holiday, and if you really didn't think it's funny, don't try to force him to buy you cards ever again.
chelliejellie10 0
That's not an FML that's hilarious! I wish I was dating a guy like your boyfriend haha.
Dont_Explain 3
The problem being? Your boyfriend gave you the coolest present ever!
Disterror 0
Thats just about the funniest thing Ive heard all day.
osnapp55 0
win! also long time no see
kemar7856 0
lmao your bf is awesome ydi for forcing a stupid holiday on him
rathalosrocker 0
dumbfuck, lupercalia is the original valentines day. it wasnt always whipping, read a book.
Sherlock_fml 0
Now you know not to force something as dumb as Valentine's Day onto your BF.
ShallowDeath 0
That's just awesome. I now want that card... If you knew he hated Valentine's Day you shouldn't have tried to make him buy you anything.