By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

Spicy
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
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You need to corner him in a windowless room, mount him and go until you’re finished. He’ll think you’re trying to calm his nerves, but you’re really avoiding Blue Clitoris.

You should have put his pants on and said "These are mine from now on".

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You need to corner him in a windowless room, mount him and go until you’re finished. He’ll think you’re trying to calm his nerves, but you’re really avoiding Blue Clitoris.

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

That’s me when there’s no hot water in the shower

You should have put his pants on and said "These are mine from now on".

And by sex, you mean you were pegging him....amiright????

Was this the first time there was a thunderstorm since you've been together? And I don't mean in the coital sense.

Awww, you missed a golden opportunity of syncing up an orgasm with the lightning. You should have told him the lightning was just you finding your pleasurable release. lol