Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML
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Today, I went all out for a date with the girl of my dreams. I planned a romantic horse ride along a ridge down to a scenic valley for a picnic at sunset. Turns out she’s absolutely terrified of horses, and heights make her queasy. We ended up at the only restaurant nearby, McDonald’s. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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feven 32
It's a sign.
azelk 8
Forget about your life, F that horses life!
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Comments (169)
Mattlozano12 15
You should not have been HORSING around! Anyone? No? Ok.... That does suck though OP.
PyroSam 21
I know the horses need to relax, but that's a tad more relaxed than you want them to get.
lollypop624 11
Awwwwwww!! Poor horse!! Dicks!
subduedbeast 14
I'm sorry you feel that we somehow Contributed to this very old horses death caused by old age. And that you feel the need to call my girlfriend and I the slang word for a male appendage.
laurabev 9
You did in a way, by supporting a business that exploits horses. Hope it didn't ruin you guys' day though.
subduedbeast 14
Exploiting suggests neglect. No exploitation was done. Draft horses are bred for this. It's what they do, it's what they love to do. But if that is exploitation, than are pet stores any different? You have no problem going to a pet shop and buying a puppy, but is that not (by the same logic) exploiting a puppy for monetary gain?
laurabev 9
Horses shouldn't be forced to pull carriages all day :(
zsaddayz 16
Those horses are often mistreated. I will never spend money to keep things like that in business. Do something romantic together that actually helps people or animals--that would be a truly romantic thing in my opinion.
missreader 14
sad hope your doing okay
micka13_123 7
R.I.P to the horse.
MissLily_fml 4
That is so sad:(
fanpire2 3
This is why horse-drawn carriage rides should be illegal!! It's torture for the horses!
rhettandlink 4
That's so sad?