Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went all out for a date with the girl of my dreams. I planned a romantic horse ride along a ridge down to a scenic valley for a picnic at sunset. Turns out she’s absolutely terrified of horses, and heights make her queasy. We ended up at the only restaurant nearby, McDonald’s. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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feven 32
It's a sign.
azelk 8
Forget about your life, F that horses life!
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Comments (169)
WasabiMars 21
It's a night you guys will never forget... in more ways than one. But I do hope your night still turned out great.
Sophosaurusrex 9
"Not again"
annarcheer 19
oh my gosh that's awful. I would have cried.. haha
vlalam 24
U guys r the last memory for this horse serving u.. rip
ldkindasucks 6
Neither did the horse o:
Chiroptera_Man 10
A lot of those people don't take good care of those horses and make them work way longer than they should.
Frenchtony 17
I think the real issue here is the fact you're using a horse as a mean of transportation, it was bound to happen. Personally I use donkey as my main mean oftransportation. They are less expensive than horses, and the supermarkets often allow you to enter with your donkey, while it's usually much more complicated for horses owners. I wouldn't go as far as saying that horses are non suitable into a store, but shop owners tend to see them as a hazard, they may hurt other customers, fight with other horses, or even fall down especially if the floor has been moped, which is pretty dangerous... Anyways I don't know what policy american shop owners are applying, but where I live donkeys are still the way to go.
tj5810 21
wait... what?
MzZombicidal 36
I don't think OP is even slightly concerned about bringing a horse or a donkey into a shop, dude...
Frenchtony 17
But this is a more general point about why in my opinion these type of issues don't happen with donkeys... And obviously OP should have used a donkey instead of a horse there. I mean they also allow you to impress women so it's definitely the way to go !
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Donkeys are great, but horses are extremely majestic and if you want to IMPRESS people, a shining horse steed is the way to go!
Frenchtony 17
I beg the differ, horses are WAYS too mainstream. while a donkey or a mule would perfectly suit a more hypstery look. When I ride one of my donkeys, I use to wear a red woolen hat with sandals and tight black jeans, it fits pretty well with the image a donkey reflects in people's mind. And the ladies love it !
likeableme 9
All I can say is damn
noodleboix 10
That's a mood killer
emiweeghostgirl 9
Not even funny to be posted. :'( People should stop supporting this animal cruelty by using these carriages.