Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went all out for a date with the girl of my dreams. I planned a romantic horse ride along a ridge down to a scenic valley for a picnic at sunset. Turns out she’s absolutely terrified of horses, and heights make her queasy. We ended up at the only restaurant nearby, McDonald’s. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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feven 32
It's a sign.
azelk 8
Forget about your life, F that horses life!
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Comments (169)
ostfaiz 18
Romantic ride became tragedic..oops, she must be scared!
hourlybookworm 7
I don't think they would have ridden if it wasn't going to come as too much of a shock
BoWDoWN123 3
I feel bad for the horse
rt58killer10 20
TESCO shall now take the horse. Only some people will get this.
clemscott 10
Those things are cruel and inhumane. You deserved it, the horse certainly didn't.
subduedbeast 14
Yeah because the horse loved what he did, draft horses are bred for this. It amazes me that everyone is silent until something happens and then the bleeding hearts show up.
DewIchigo 17
Haven't seen that one in a disney movie ... x3
kittylevin 8
Ay. Where did you go for that carriage ride? Any place that would let a sick/lame/dying horse pull a cart, or make a horse do something that would kill it, has got to be abusive, and should be shut down. I'd call the police.
geekchick88 17
My college did Guys and Dolls for their spring musical in February and I was in the pit orchestra for it. I JUST got the music out of my head, and now it's back.
Vegetarian27 24
They're not exactly treated well. Nothing romantic about cruelty.
Vivi99 12
I feel more sorry for the horse