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By subduedbeast - 27/10/2014 18:48 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

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By Tj Hunt - 05/11/2012 03:26 - United States

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 23:31 - United States - Annandale

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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By AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse - 28/08/2013 13:25

Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By HarleyGirl - 25/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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By ken - 03/12/2018 15:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML

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Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

It's a sign.

azelk 8

Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

Forget about your life, F that horses life!

Comments

ostfaiz 18

Tuesday 28 October 2014 7:18

Romantic ride became tragedic..oops, she must be scared!

hourlybookworm 7

Tuesday 28 October 2014 8:11

I don't think they would have ridden if it wasn't going to come as too much of a shock

BoWDoWN123 3

Tuesday 28 October 2014 8:24

I feel bad for the horse

rt58killer10 20

Tuesday 28 October 2014 9:29

TESCO shall now take the horse. Only some people will get this.

clemscott 10

Tuesday 28 October 2014 9:34

Those things are cruel and inhumane. You deserved it, the horse certainly didn't.

subduedbeast 14

Tuesday 28 October 2014 18:23

Yeah because the horse loved what he did, draft horses are bred for this. It amazes me that everyone is silent until something happens and then the bleeding hearts show up.

DewIchigo 17

Tuesday 28 October 2014 9:56

Haven't seen that one in a disney movie ... x3

kittylevin 8

Tuesday 28 October 2014 11:15

Ay. Where did you go for that carriage ride? Any place that would let a sick/lame/dying horse pull a cart, or make a horse do something that would kill it, has got to be abusive, and should be shut down. I'd call the police.

geekchick88 17

Tuesday 28 October 2014 11:27

My college did Guys and Dolls for their spring musical in February and I was in the pit orchestra for it. I JUST got the music out of my head, and now it's back.