thatoneninjadude

About Thatoneninjadude

Let me start with I'm happily married to a wonderful woman. I like meeting new people. I'm an active person who loves the outdoors and most everything in it. I am a proud owner of a pitbull if ypu don't like it that's your problem not mine. I'm just a fun filled lollipop triple dipped in psycho!!!

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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hahahehehohohoo - / Saturday 7 February 2009 03:55 / United States

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thenegatives / Thursday 9 October 2014 01:12 / United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By JackieD - / Monday 25 August 2014 18:05 / United States - Bellevue

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

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