By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 762
You deserved it 20 057

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BlinkandRHCP 7

That poor dog, having to witness you guys fail at your "romantic rendezvous" and almost be crushed on top of it all. Or, shall I say, at the bottom.

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How can you have a "romantic rendezvous" on a trampoline ?

FMLshark 12

You should probably stay on the bottom next time so you don't fly off of him mid-bounce, OP.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

I'm sure the dog was "flattered" by this performance. ;)

Your dog was trying to save you by cushioning your landing... Too bad that didn't work out though

#8, you must be either retarded, or don't know what rendezvous means. Here is the dumb mother fucker version for you: Romantic Rendezvous on a trampoline = Sexy Meet up on the bouncy!

Fuck the dog's life.. You at least had sex

BlinkandRHCP 7

That poor dog, having to witness you guys fail at your "romantic rendezvous" and almost be crushed on top of it all. Or, shall I say, at the bottom.

thiscrazything 1

Trampoline sex is the best, but only if you stay in the middle. Sorry for your dog. I'm sure he'll run and hide next time you get frisky.

^^interesting...

That poor dog!!

3- Your pic resembles the part of the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers Movie where the Rangers were sky diving.

TwinArmageddons 4

I think that's what it is

TwinArmageddons 4

I think that's what it is

DeadxManxWalking 27

Omg Is the dog ok?

No. It was later crushed by a full-speed locomotive. Tragic.

And the last thing he saw was two humans trying to imitate his style...on a trampoline.

When is a romantic rendezvous on a trampoline ever a good idea?

It's not that bad if you stay in the middle and the tramp's big enough. But I was just kissing, so that might be a little different.

lucyinthesky420 10

Lol just a little...

too bad OP's never heard of nets.

#50, agreed. Everyone says just "stay in the middle". Every trampoline I've been on has a god damn net.

Iknoweverything 29

When is having a dog anywhere in the vincinity during a romantic rendevouz a good idea? Last thing anyone needs to interrupt sex is the dog, whether barking, trying to jump up, taking a smelly dump nearby, or trying to lick you!

Comet_Candy 23

The wind stole our trampoline net and poles :/...

Romantic rendezvous belong indoors

Or on the internet!

Or in hot tubs

That's what beds are for , that and sleeping.

And touching yourself during the night :D *fap fap fap*

gators1995 30

I like sleep :-)

So boring #9! It's fun to do the deed in new and different places.

astronobob 0

TRAM-AP-OLINE! TROM-OP-OLINE!

astronobob 0

Yes! At least one person gets it!

Haha, win, I love that episode. All the kids end up sprawled injured in the yard..

I can only imagine this happening if you were by the edge, or on a kiddy trampoline.

I'm guessing it got a little bouncy...

eyecon502 13

Literally! :p

No figuratively. It didn't get bouncy one bit.