By Jacklyn - 18/3/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
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  _LE4RN_  |  4

#8, you must be either retarded, or don't know what rendezvous means. Here is the dumb mother fucker version for you: Romantic Rendezvous on a trampoline = Sexy Meet up on the bouncy!

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When is having a dog anywhere in the vincinity during a romantic rendevouz a good idea? Last thing anyone needs to interrupt sex is the dog, whether barking, trying to jump up, taking a smelly dump nearby, or trying to lick you!