Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
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The_9th_Doctor
| 18
did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?
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Welshite
| 39
What is she: a centaur?
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Welshite
| 39
What is she: a centaur?
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Or a horseman
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
I mean, to be honest op, people who work on farms, or any place really, do chores at any time of a day. Having a full day schedule sometimes makes it hard to be done by 6 or 7. I know people who go nonstop until 8 at night.
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chabelo
| 10
she forgot to wash the unicorn's hair early
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katnissmellark_fml
| 15
naw... she's the headless horseman.
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noir_heart
| 8
No, she's just a really terrible liar. That or she's dedicated to her horses.
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lifesuxrealbad
| 10
Well, she might have a horse!
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The_9th_Doctor
| 18
did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?
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thepunman
| 11
Neigh
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Rainbow_dumpster
| 27
Very good. You win a cookie.
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reveal
| 10
probably for the best
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blcksocks
| 19
Yeah OP will find another date.. In a few years
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worldclassrager
| 39
Putting a horse before you or as #1 said doesn't deserve you...you can do better...
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SJParker
| 13
I have to say, nice picture.
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golden_warrior
| 23
So you put everyone that you just met above your pets?
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
#4, I'd put my horse before anyone if she were sick or injured. (I know the FML says nothing about that, I'm just saying).
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JE553
| 9
I'm pretty sure OP was trying to say washing your horses hair would not take so long that they would not be able to make a 9:30pm date, thus making #4's point valid
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stewpididiot
| 11
Are you calling OP a cart ???
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worldclassrager
| 39
Lol we match...
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worldclassrager
| 39
I agree with that statement...maybe a follow up will reveal more...
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worldclassrager
| 39
At least someone understands...
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Mossears133
| 15
I treat all of my animals like my children, and if any guy tried to put himself above them he would be OUT.
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Moochi456
| 20
Just like the dictionary says: Horse before husband.
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Daiyuki
| 5
75 - Future (or present?) crazy-cat-lady.
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threer
| 30
Crazy-horse-lady . She loves to ride as much as crazy-cat ladies pamper their pussies. :::;)
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nfsdude0125
| 14
As the saying goes, the stick of poverty is owning a horse. If a woman put an animal before me, see ya!
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Mobyman30
| 9
Don't let that get you down OP. Keep smiling and move on...
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DocBastard
| 38
I have to assume "wash the horse's hair" is a euphemism for masturbation.
I hadn't heard that one before.
I hadn't heard that one before.
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brackaman
| 18
I thought that too. I wonder if “decient" is also a euphemism?
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christinatabor
| 3
she's got a little to much hair on her?
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Zlinder666
| 12
It could be that, you sir, are an ass.
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JtPv
| 14
Dammit, I downvoted before I got the pun. :(
At least I hope that's a pun.
At least I hope that's a pun.
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jessBeAqueen
| 13
regardless she's the ass. it was his first date in YEARS. what a night-mare
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ElricMustang
| 23
Well, I wouldn't use the fact that it was the first date in years to date someone. That sounds more like a pity date, and I wouldn't want to do that for someone, or have it done to me.
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esines
| 9
Or maybe it's because he can't spell "decent" the right way.
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olpally
| 32
That's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard. What a bitch.
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Axipiter
| 24
I've heard worse...
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olpally
| 32
She's a cunt bag.
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allie2590
| 30
And you're a grumpypants. Cheer up. :-)
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golden_warrior
| 23
You need to step your dating game up. It seem like you're doing something wrong if you haven't had a date in years.