Or a horseman

I mean, to be honest op, people who work on farms, or any place really, do chores at any time of a day. Having a full day schedule sometimes makes it hard to be done by 6 or 7. I know people who go nonstop until 8 at night.

she forgot to wash the unicorn's hair early

naw... she's the headless horseman.

No, she's just a really terrible liar. That or she's dedicated to her horses.

Well, she might have a horse!

Neigh

Very good. You win a cookie.

Yeah OP will find another date.. In a few years

I have to say, nice picture.

So you put everyone that you just met above your pets?

#4, I'd put my horse before anyone if she were sick or injured. (I know the FML says nothing about that, I'm just saying).

I'm pretty sure OP was trying to say washing your horses hair would not take so long that they would not be able to make a 9:30pm date, thus making #4's point valid

Are you calling OP a cart ???

Lol we match...

I agree with that statement...maybe a follow up will reveal more...

At least someone understands...

I treat all of my animals like my children, and if any guy tried to put himself above them he would be OUT.

Just like the dictionary says: Horse before husband.

75 - Future (or present?) crazy-cat-lady.

Crazy-horse-lady . She loves to ride as much as crazy-cat ladies pamper their pussies. :::;)

As the saying goes, the stick of poverty is owning a horse. If a woman put an animal before me, see ya!

I thought that too. I wonder if “decient" is also a euphemism?

Dammit, I downvoted before I got the pun. :( At least I hope that's a pun.

regardless she's the ass. it was his first date in YEARS. what a night-mare

Well, I wouldn't use the fact that it was the first date in years to date someone. That sounds more like a pity date, and I wouldn't want to do that for someone, or have it done to me.

Or maybe it's because he can't spell "decent" the right way.

I've heard worse...

She's a cunt bag.

And you're a grumpypants. Cheer up. :-)