By AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse - 28/08/2013 13:25
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What is she: a centaur?
Or a horseman
she forgot to wash the unicorn's hair early
naw... she's the headless horseman.
No, she's just a really terrible liar. That or she's dedicated to her horses.
Well, she might have a horse!
Neigh
Very good. You win a cookie.
Putting a horse before you or as #1 said doesn't deserve you...you can do better...
I have to say, nice picture.
So you put everyone that you just met above your pets?
Lol we match...
I agree with that statement...maybe a follow up will reveal more...
At least someone understands...
I treat all of my animals like my children, and if any guy tried to put himself above them he would be OUT.
I've dated guys like you... it's really disturbing. I had to get out. I don't think you will have any succesful relationships...
Just like the dictionary says: Horse before husband.
75 - Future (or present?) crazy-cat-lady.
As the saying goes, the stick of poverty is owning a horse. If a woman put an animal before me, see ya!
Don't let that get you down OP. Keep smiling and move on...
I have to assume "wash the horse's hair" is a euphemism for masturbation. I hadn't heard that one before.
I thought that too. I wonder if “decient" is also a euphemism?
It could be that, you sir, are an ass.
Dammit, I downvoted before I got the pun. :( At least I hope that's a pun.
regardless she's the ass. it was his first date in YEARS. what a night-mare
Well, I wouldn't use the fact that it was the first date in years to date someone. That sounds more like a pity date, and I wouldn't want to do that for someone, or have it done to me.
Or maybe it's because he can't spell "decent" the right way.
I've heard worse...
And you're a grumpypants. Cheer up. :-)
You need to step your dating game up. It seem like you're doing something wrong if you haven't had a date in years.
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did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?
What is she: a centaur?